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Wait. Which one has the bad eye job? Greta? Gretchen? Alls I know is they have a witch's name from Grimm's Fairy Tales.

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She blew Jeopardy! after riding in on Alex Trebek's moustache.

(please excuse the anachronism if her appearance was in the post-trebekstache era)

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I'm also perplexed by the public government debt to total government debt switch that, coincidentally, also changed in 2009 for some reason.

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It's called "arithmetic" which is practiced by mages and wizards. Also, second graders.

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TRUE! And God is clearly unemployed. Otherwise he'd get the fuck to work on disease, hunger, war, and all that other stuff the Xtians say he cares about. Instead, he just saves photo albums from tornadoes.

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This is big news! Until today Fux News would not let their campaign be dictated by fact checkers.

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Only having one labium would also constitute a scenario in which something went badly wrong.

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Fox and Frauds

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Doubly.

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I've fucked up stuff. Does that count?

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hard to ban what you never had.

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"Real unemployment rate" numbers not available: 2001-2008.

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You mean they didn't misidentify naughty Republicans as Democrats by <i>accident</i>?

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