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Joshua Norton's avatar

Wait. Which one has the bad eye job? Greta? Gretchen? Alls I know is they have a witch's name from Grimm's Fairy Tales.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

She blew Jeopardy! after riding in on Alex Trebek's moustache.

(please excuse the anachronism if her appearance was in the post-trebekstache era)

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm also perplexed by the public government debt to total government debt switch that, coincidentally, also changed in 2009 for some reason.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's called "arithmetic" which is practiced by mages and wizards. Also, second graders.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

TRUE! And God is clearly unemployed. Otherwise he'd get the fuck to work on disease, hunger, war, and all that other stuff the Xtians say he cares about. Instead, he just saves photo albums from tornadoes.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is big news! Until today Fux News would not let their campaign be dictated by fact checkers.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Only having one labium would also constitute a scenario in which something went badly wrong.

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schmannity's avatar

Fox and Frauds

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PsycWench's avatar

Doubly.

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PsycWench's avatar

I've fucked up stuff. Does that count?

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PsycWench's avatar

hard to ban what you never had.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Real unemployment rate" numbers not available: 2001-2008.

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PsycWench's avatar

You mean they didn't misidentify naughty Republicans as Democrats by <i>accident</i>?

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