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I have some kind of natural resistance to affluenza. Also to affluence.

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I am hoping that is just a traditional artifact of Texas lingo and not a real, diagrammable English sentence.

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And his full first name is Kipland.

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"No really, this time we are totally going to hold him accountable for his crimes! Really really this time! We promise!

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I think Neidermeyer was shot by his own men in Vietnam. This little squirt's parents wouldn't let him endanger his precious widdle life in such a way.

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James O'Keefe. I would punch him in a New York second, even though it would literally hurt me more than him (I have had rheumatoid arthritis for 25 years.) The psychological triumph would be worth the physical pain. That smug, entitled brat needs a punch. Plus, a knock upside the head with his pimp walking stick.

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If he's with mommy, her plastic card use will locate them soon enough. They don't appear to have the financial chops to get a lifetime's worth of untraceable cash out of the country and I doubt anyone who did have this knowledge and helped them didn't then betray them and dump their corpses in some landfill.

A guy like Vescro could do it for 20 or so years, If those two are still breathing they'll be found in two years or less.

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I want to see mommy nailed for this too. Talk about aiding and abetting

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No wonder he went postal--no offense to my union siblings at the USPS.

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And Marmalard was raped in prison.

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Ex-New Mexican here. No thanks. Use Oklahoma: its panhandle is a better fit.

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As a juvenile... They should have kicked it up to adult court already.

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No prison rape jokes, OK? We don't wish rape on people, not even on awful people. Please review the rules.

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If this kid had lived in Louisiana, I could understand his 10-yr-probation sentence, because while I lived there, I met three white men who had killed someone while drunk driving, in 3 separate accidents, and none of them went to jail. Their rich daddies just made large contributions to the judge's political campaigns, and they got probation. Then the families of the victims filed Civil Suits for large sums, and another contribution from daddy got the lawsuits dropped.

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How does this quote from the main article stay: "...that little motherfucker..."But this post get censored? (Probably "pound me in the ass"...)

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I wonder if they can trace him and/or his mother using that passport? At least they will know if he did leave the country. (Is that how they think he left the country?)

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