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Yeah, but that only happened because you were smoking Betony. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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If she shows up and you get scared, let me know. I'm kind of a badass lady myself, and I think I can take her.

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Milo who? (I'm working on forgetting that I ever knew who he was.)

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Hey, I found a dick joke in the title. Milo Yiannopolous.

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Milo of Kroton, the wrestler, won five ancient Greek Olympiads. He competed once again when over forty, but lost because his opponent was quick enough to not actually touch Milo, and wore him out.

It is a good name.

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Vagenda? There's something you should know....Paul's a badass biker and he rides a Harley, but he can be a huge pain, and drama queen. He's just whining because I came in and took over.

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I think maybe she can take the both of us, so Paul...I've got some advice....RUN!!!!!!!

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Let's gang up on him!

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Absolutely! Come on up to Massachusetts. There's snow on the ground so he has a hard time riding the Harley....we have the advantage.

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Plus he'll probably be scared of the two of us together. Unfortunately it's going to be 80 degrees here over the weekend, so I'm thinking I may have to wait until June to come up there.

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facts not in evidence: a sad Milo is a man.

also too: for someone who loves to tell others they're stupid, sad Milo had a pretty unimaginative shit for book title. first off, his writing isn't good enough to pull it off like Michael Jackson did. second, fuck sad Milo. someone, please. I am so sick of hearing him brag about all the dick he's not getting. third, it's not dangerous or edgy to call people stupid to substitute for the fact that he has no argument for anything.

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It's going to be 80 here over the weekend. It's only been in the mid 70s the past few days, so I'm looking forward to the heat.

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Hopefully she'll let you ride your bike when the weather warms up!

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I haven't been to the Sand Dollar in a gazillion years, but I do hang out at Snapper Jack's and Taco Boy pretty regularly.

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His line is that he doesn't WANT to, because he 'doesn't want to deal with nutty broads'. Because 13 year old boys and pedophile priests are such paragons of mental stability, you see.

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80 degrees! Believe it or not we may hit 60 on Thursday....Spring is around the corner! Enjoy your weekend. I'll be seeing you in the comments (that aren't allowed).

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