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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

The real McCoys 😉😉😉

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sillyclucker's avatar

Haha. Like he has any friends.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Then they to speak up often and loudly. Louder than the "fake Christians". Otherwise, everyone will think they're all alike.

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blaid droog's avatar

They need to work on that badge. It looks like it's sayin' "killen all". If you wanna die just come to killen cause we's killen everybody.

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blaid droog's avatar

Or this. A black woman is brutally raped by an escaped gorilla. A couple days later a friend comes to vist at the hospital. Oh girl, is you hurtin? To which the answer is; Is I hurtin? Hell yes, I's hurtin. He don't call, he don't write. He don't come to visit.

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blaid droog's avatar

She needs to kick that white mans religion to the curb and embrace a real religion like kwanzaa.

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blaid droog's avatar

Never have understood why black people embrace massas religion in the first place. I have never understood why anyone embraces any of that stupid shit. Give me Mary Poppins any day.

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blaid droog's avatar

The answer is so obvious. They hung out at xtian youth groups. Or the YWCA.

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blaid droog's avatar

I think he's a fool if his campaign doesn't embrace this shit. It's exactly what alabama voters expect from their public servants.

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blaid droog's avatar

The police, when they aren't abusing their authority, just work at maintaining the status quo.

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blaid droog's avatar

You do mean locking up the girls for their own protection, right ?

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blaid droog's avatar

It's more along the lines of the good old boys taking care of each other.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They don't speak up because Yeshua said not to. He said that they should demonstrate their faith by doing good, quietly, so that is what they do. (I know quite a number of them.)The poor guy never imagined that his teachings would be co-opted by the sorts of people he railed about so often.

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HarryButtle's avatar

Yeah, that's a Venn diagram of one circle.

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Zyxomma's avatar

He's disgusting, unfunny, and should be dismissed, not given 15 days off. Killermartinis is my shero!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

We didn't have a YMCA, but we did have a lot of Xtian youth groups. We also had the infamous "The Old Un" adult movie theater, and it was 1 block from Main Street. My mother told me to always walk on the other side of the street when I walked down that block, but she wouldn't tell me why.

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