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bobbert's avatar

Oh, that's good.

bobbert's avatar

That's just crazy talk.

fuflans's avatar

god irish people don't age well in the provinces.

(this is my family by way of farming in canada - i know of what i speak)

Shypixel's avatar

I got mugged once, in Seattle, by a smelly wino guy, who held a straight razor to my neck and stole $5 and my monthly bus pass.

I think I like the East Coast style of mugging better.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...if that is what he calls "Mugging" what would he call using a condom? <strong> "Standing your Ground"?!</strong>

PsycWench's avatar

Not your slide rule?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So what is a one? A package squeeze?

PsycWench's avatar

I was thinking that "God gave me the strength to say no" was a euphemism for "we stepped under a streetlight and I saw that she/they were unattractive".