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Oh, that's good.

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That's just crazy talk.

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god irish people don't age well in the provinces.

(this is my family by way of farming in canada - i know of what i speak)

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I got mugged once, in Seattle, by a smelly wino guy, who held a straight razor to my neck and stole $5 and my monthly bus pass.

I think I like the East Coast style of mugging better.

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...if that is what he calls "Mugging" what would he call using a condom? <strong> "Standing your Ground"?!</strong>

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Not your slide rule?

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So what is a one? A package squeeze?

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Fucking muggers!

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I was thinking that "God gave me the strength to say no" was a euphemism for "we stepped under a streetlight and I saw that she/they were unattractive".

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