anyone? anyone? We decided we were going to write about the #DearGodInHeavenNotTrumpPleaseAnyoneButTrump movement, but then we remembered we had just written about it last week . What we failed to realize, however, is that the third-party silliness would accelerate at such a rate that we'd have enough fodder for a whole new post just a few days later. The flaming toxic trash fire that is the GOP right now is pretty much job security for political bloggers. Silver lining, y'all.
Between the noise from the espresso pump and the milk frothing thingie, and the long timeouts while the microwave disrupted the WiFi, I missed most of the interview, but let my inner 13-y.o. out to giggle about Ben's Ass. The news is much more interesting in the world when viewed with childlike wonder and poop/fart jokes.
I do not think House means "do they lack courage" I think House means literally, does the GOP have one dick among them?It's like the cat in the box thing, only with a penile implication.
The Republican establishment is probably praying for a third party run so that, after Trump loses, they can claim the third party run did him in rather than Trump simply being unelectable. Remember, conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed.
Law of averages and/or broken clock theory?
Between the noise from the espresso pump and the milk frothing thingie, and the long timeouts while the microwave disrupted the WiFi, I missed most of the interview, but let my inner 13-y.o. out to giggle about Ben's Ass. The news is much more interesting in the world when viewed with childlike wonder and poop/fart jokes.
I do not think House means "do they lack courage" I think House means literally, does the GOP have one dick among them?It's like the cat in the box thing, only with a penile implication.
The gay one.
And yet he is still wrong to think that there is any way why this happened (himself and others) and any way to avoid dodging his own responsibility.
Judah P. Benjamin LIBELZZ!!!!111!1!1!11!1!!!1
God, Mark Cuban is so Trump lite. "I'm not going to do it, but, if I did, I would win so hard it would make you fall down!"
My python boot is too tight.Couldn't get it off last night.A week went by,Now it's July,Finally got it off.You got stinkfoot!
Dannie boy has his mouth firmly attached to Donnie boy's rectum in hopes of a VP nod.
That made me think of this...
Ben Carson's Ass blinks less than Ben Carson's Face, therefore, it polls better?
The Republican establishment is probably praying for a third party run so that, after Trump loses, they can claim the third party run did him in rather than Trump simply being unelectable. Remember, conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed.
Less shit comes out of it, also too.
It is running? How can Santorum drop out AGAIN?
Taint a bad idea! But will Bill Kristol chute it down? Will Erik Erickson poo-poo it?
Yeah! I mean, he obviously can be bought for the right price. What's not to like, Koch Bros?