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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Three shirts can’t watch White Power Hour?

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

"Tortured?" He's being ... tortured?

As a fan of the Flashman novels, I'm suddenly remembering the exchange in "Flashman in the Great Game" between the great cad and coward himself, and his Russian enemy Ignatieff, when Flashman says, "What if all these people knew the charming Russian noble ... was a devil who tortures prisoners of war?" Ignatieff, poker-faced, answers, "If you think that you were tortured, Colonel Flashman, then I congratulate you upon your ignorance."

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Steve Bannon Being 'Tortured' In Prison

So what's the downside?

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Michael Bowen's avatar

When Roodles goes to jail, I hope his cell is overrun by ferrets.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

He'll be DTing way too hard to focus his eyes on the ferrets.

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a. diderot's avatar

It is so funny to see this because I was lurking on Axios (I know, I am sorry, I like their Israeli reporter Barack Ravid and I stay for the junk food reporting), and I read that Andy Biggs was on Bannon's "War Room" podcast last week. I was wondering how he could air a podcast if he couldn't even go online. However, I believe he has some lackey doing the podcast. I didn't check because there was no way I was giving those people my email address, but the name under the episodes seems like an attentive assistant's handle.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I've always loathed and detested Roodles the Clown. What's left of his brain is deliquescing.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

But did they let him watch the Democratic National Convention? That's what I want to know.

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Revenant's avatar

Whoa, little Stevie (Four Shirts) Bannon, noted insurrectionist, is being denied the right to watch inflammatory anti-American propaganda while in prison? If he were an arsonist, would that damn drunk Rudy be whining about him being denied matches? If Bannon was convicted of child molestation, would Giuliani and Pillow Boy be rabble rousing about him being deprived of access to children? On what planet and in which parallel universe does this make any fucking sense?

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Not enough (intentionally vague here) stuff can happen to Steve Bannon. It’s good for what’s left of his brain to not watch his own show and thus find out how badly Rudy is fucking it up.

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DemoCat's avatar

Bannon is a rectal fissure and Rudy and Mike should form a variety show act, like Martin and Lewis, to raise money for their creditors and victims. Rudy can drink scotch while Mike powders his nose, then they can offer people $5 million to prove the earth is round.

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Tessie's avatar

Are they hosing him down or something?

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

With what, would be my question. I don't think water would get near him.

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biff murphy's avatar

I hope they took off all them shirts

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Major Kong's avatar

So it's torture now, and not "enhanced interrogation techniques?" Where's John Yoo when you need him?

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Major Kong's avatar

So it's torture now, and not "enhanced interrogation techniques?" Where's John Yoo when you need him?

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I don't give a flying fuck in space. You got off easy. Every one of your asses should be rotting in Gitmo. Wanna talk about torture now?

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Stephen St John's avatar

Rethugs are always being picked on and it's not fair! Waaah!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Life isn't fair, Princess! Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something.

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Maybe's avatar

You don't remember? Too much alcohol will harm the memory, Giuly baby. If you have any brain cells left they've probably gone into rehab.

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