Some six thousand years ago, when George Washington and Jesus were walking through colonial Williamsburg with their friends the dinosaurs, our Founding Fathers wrote a Constitution laying out a broad vision for what government should and shouldn’t do in a free country. Their “should do” list was fairly basic: “
Lob Big Macs at the enemy, and wait for them to die? Slow, but effective.
Unless you can put out a fire with 16 ounces or less, this won't work in New York City.
Allowing private corporations to turn a small profit on each arrest and conviction? What could possibly go wrong?
So you can read the ads from an airplane? I think they're doing it wrong.
"Think outside the pen."
Your local police car <i>brought to you by Smith &amp; Wesson!</i>
Tornado sirens?
<i>in exchange for &ldquo;branding&rdquo; opportunities.</i>
No matter how you slice it, it&#039;s still graffiti.
Dogs are still allowed to piss on them, right?
Does it spray water or fountain drinks? I&#039;m sure Pepsi could quench a fire about as well as it does a thirst.
Free-market law enforcement is going to be so kewl.
I&#039;m all for it but the genius who thought up putting an advertisement where dogs always piss is going to lose his/her job.