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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lob Big Macs at the enemy, and wait for them to die? Slow, but effective.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Unless you can put out a fire with 16 ounces or less, this won't work in New York City.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Allowing private corporations to turn a small profit on each arrest and conviction? What could possibly go wrong?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So you can read the ads from an airplane? I think they're doing it wrong.

chascates's avatar

Your local police car <i>brought to you by Smith & Wesson!</i>

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>in exchange for “branding” opportunities.</i>

No matter how you slice it, it's still graffiti.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Dogs are still allowed to piss on them, right?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Does it spray water or fountain drinks? I'm sure Pepsi could quench a fire about as well as it does a thirst.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Free-market law enforcement is going to be so kewl.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'm all for it but the genius who thought up putting an advertisement where dogs always piss is going to lose his/her job.