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Lob Big Macs at the enemy, and wait for them to die? Slow, but effective.

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Unless you can put out a fire with 16 ounces or less, this won't work in New York City.

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Allowing private corporations to turn a small profit on each arrest and conviction? What could possibly go wrong?

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So you can read the ads from an airplane? I think they're doing it wrong.

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"Think outside the pen."

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Your local police car <i>brought to you by Smith & Wesson!</i>

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Tornado sirens?

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<i>in exchange for “branding” opportunities.</i>

No matter how you slice it, it's still graffiti.

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Dogs are still allowed to piss on them, right?

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Does it spray water or fountain drinks? I'm sure Pepsi could quench a fire about as well as it does a thirst.

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Free-market law enforcement is going to be so kewl.

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I'm all for it but the genius who thought up putting an advertisement where dogs always piss is going to lose his/her job.

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