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True, although I campaigned and voted for Wendy. Sigh.

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I'm not surprised at all. Conservative is synonymous with lacking education.

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I have seen the argument. That if they cut off funding, they will have to use the funds they raise outside of medicare to cover other things and not abortions.They...really do not know how things work.

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Peeing on yourself and wondering where your friends are.

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YOU MONSTER!!! 111!

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Fuck, just drive around them, like the Sigfried line.

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Yeah, that's kind of why I only cook bacon at home a couple of times a year. If it wasn't for bacon, and BBQ chicken, I could easily be a vegetarian.

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Why don't Baptists fuck standing up?

They're afraid someone will think they're dancing!

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It could. As much as it sucks to see a child ostracized by a parent, Tiffany seems like the lucky one. I have no idea what she's like as a human being, but at least she isn't in the death match competition that Psycho Sr. puts his children through to gain his attention. Hopefully her mother-who reputedly despises Trump-has raised her with enough character and self-esteem to escape the curse and avoid the life of craven pathology the others pursue.

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Keeping government small!

(No room for facts. Besides, what is the word "fact" but a four letter f- word anyway....)

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I had a vegetarian friend swear to me that fried chicken was a vegetable.

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Abortions are just part of it. They also really hate PP because it gives birth control to teenage girls. If those kids feared pregnancy, you just know they wouldn't be out there having sex.

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Considering Marla tried to grift a hairdresser into styling her and Tiff's inauguration hair for "exposure bucks," and then vaguely threatened said hairdresser - in a "do you know who I am" kind of way - when her suggestion was refused, I'm not sanguine.

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You gotta be shitting me! Bubble popped. Wow..."for the exposure" and "do you know who I am"; two of the biggest douchebag moves possible. Jesus Christ...this whole family, even when they're not blood related, seem to have some kind of fucking disease.

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Oh good lord. I had a vegetarian friend who ate seafood because it "wasn't really meat."

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Don't charitable donations get you a tax deduction? Would that work? I really know jack shit about taxes.

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