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DLZebub's avatar

Poor, poor, Trust Fund Tucker, forced to be an on air personality on national TV, when he could have lived a quiet life as a dressage coach or yachtsman.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

He is cranberry compote of TV hosts

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

Tucker only lies when he's scared, huh? Is his cameraperson gay or something?

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rocktonsam's avatar

" they make me lie!"

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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

Tucker is actually afraid of his own true feelings about wanting desperately to play β€œgot yer penis” with other frightened fellas like him, but then, to quote the band Chicago, β€œwhat kind of man would I be?” Poor pathological liar, Tucker. Liars always believe everyone else lies as much as they do. It must be a horrible loop to exist in.

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Thud's avatar

All these boys won't let me beLord have mercy on me....

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rlcornelius's avatar

He is scared. He always looks scared. The only surprising thing was he admitted it and used the W word (weakness) to describe himself. It'd be like if Trump admitted to any weakness. People like them just don't do that.

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