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Poor, poor, Trust Fund Tucker, forced to be an on air personality on national TV, when he could have lived a quiet life as a dressage coach or yachtsman.

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He is cranberry compote of TV hosts

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Tucker only lies when he's scared, huh? Is his cameraperson gay or something?

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" they make me lie!"

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Tucker is actually afraid of his own true feelings about wanting desperately to play “got yer penis” with other frightened fellas like him, but then, to quote the band Chicago, “what kind of man would I be?” Poor pathological liar, Tucker. Liars always believe everyone else lies as much as they do. It must be a horrible loop to exist in.

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All these boys won't let me beLord have mercy on me....

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He is scared. He always looks scared. The only surprising thing was he admitted it and used the W word (weakness) to describe himself. It'd be like if Trump admitted to any weakness. People like them just don't do that.

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