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leave his shoes alone. At least he wasn't buying them during Hurricaine Katrina.

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I know some people don't like hummus but they don't have to ruin it for everyone else.

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The shoe IS his sign

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"Stop it! You're enabling him!" -- Republican Jesus

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No, it's disclosed. He's still in the Vatican. Started out in a little apartment but decided that was too quaint for someone with his taste in shoes and moved back into the mansion.

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...sharpened into a lance

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Jimmy Carter also too.

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Sad, but true, I think Jews will be next

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Sister Simone Campbell also, too

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Does he think he's the Pope or something????

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well, whoever said/ wrote/ conjured it, those are good words.

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that's Catholic with half the guilt but all the candles

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And 600% less asshol-y judgement

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Francis kind of reminds me of how Genesis describes Noah - the only good person in the world.

Though Noah did have a tendency to get wasted and fall asleep naked, which I don't think Frances shares

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Catholics aren't real Christians though.

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A very, very, very Low Episcopalian.

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