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H0mer0's avatar

leave his shoes alone. At least he wasn't buying them during Hurricaine Katrina.

H0mer0's avatar

I know some people don't like hummus but they don't have to ruin it for everyone else.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Stop it! You're enabling him!" -- Republican Jesus

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

No, it's disclosed. He's still in the Vatican. Started out in a little apartment but decided that was too quaint for someone with his taste in shoes and moved back into the mansion.

sillyclucker's avatar

Jimmy Carter also too.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sad, but true, I think Jews will be next

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sister Simone Campbell also, too

Sir Leggy Mountbatten III's avatar

Does he think he's the Pope or something????

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

well, whoever said/ wrote/ conjured it, those are good words.

georgiaburning's avatar

that's Catholic with half the guilt but all the candles

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And 600% less asshol-y judgement

Michael Smith's avatar

Francis kind of reminds me of how Genesis describes Noah - the only good person in the world.

Though Noah did have a tendency to get wasted and fall asleep naked, which I don't think Frances shares

Malaclypse's avatar

Catholics aren't real Christians though.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

A very, very, very Low Episcopalian.