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H0mer0's avatar

leave his shoes alone. At least he wasn't buying them during Hurricaine Katrina.

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H0mer0's avatar

I know some people don't like hummus but they don't have to ruin it for everyone else.

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pumpkinspiceheroincat's avatar

The shoe IS his sign

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Stop it! You're enabling him!" -- Republican Jesus

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

No, it's disclosed. He's still in the Vatican. Started out in a little apartment but decided that was too quaint for someone with his taste in shoes and moved back into the mansion.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

...sharpened into a lance

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sillyclucker's avatar

Jimmy Carter also too.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sad, but true, I think Jews will be next

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Sister Simone Campbell also, too

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Sir Leggy Mountbatten III's avatar

Does he think he's the Pope or something????

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

well, whoever said/ wrote/ conjured it, those are good words.

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georgiaburning's avatar

that's Catholic with half the guilt but all the candles

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

And 600% less asshol-y judgement

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Michael Smith's avatar

Francis kind of reminds me of how Genesis describes Noah - the only good person in the world.

Though Noah did have a tendency to get wasted and fall asleep naked, which I don't think Frances shares

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Malaclypse's avatar

Catholics aren't real Christians though.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

A very, very, very Low Episcopalian.

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