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Catholics are into some kinky shit. The whips are just the tip of the iceberg.

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Lookin' at you, Gavrilo Princip.

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You can ask Bill O'Reilly all about it. He was there.

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Yeah, I don't expect him to be able to right all the wrongs of the past 1500 years or so with a few nice words, and I pretty much agree with you the Church is on at least some level a big corrupt money grabbing machine. Was there some fund-raising cynicism in his selection? Eh, why not? No doubt that Ratzi character was a PR disaster.

I get all that; the bottom line for me is NP is actively inviting his followers, not just those wealthy Americans, to be better Xtians. More Christlike. I've seen anecdotal difference already with my own eyes. He's preaching tolerance and people are lapping it up. They wanted permission to be tolerant, too. Not a bad thing.

And remember: tithing is a month-by-month phenomenon. He can lose those rich American Catholics just as fast as he got them back.

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hillz/new pope =what ever you guys...

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Yes he deserves credit for many things, including how some people don't have food or clothing or medical care while others piss away money on 40,000-SF homes and 300--foot yachts. You can keep pointing out adorable attributes and quirks like driving Le Car or whatever, but until he acknowledges reproductive freedom he's just the same old il Papa as all the predecessors.

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Said the captain of the Titanic to his first mate.

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You think there needs to be an ideological basis for why people are competing for power in the Catholic Church?

Frankly, "war" is really pushing it. Burke was reassigned, allegedly before Francis ever took office; he seems to not like the guy, but there are plenty of other shitty priests that do. Timothy Dolan is a fucking monster and he loves Francis.

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But will diet pope? (Which I hear will be decrying in Worms)

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He's also inviting people to vote against basic human rights, particularly for gay and trans people, so I invite him to go fuck himself.

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Wonketariat -- I've never asked before. But ever since y'all gave a nice chunk o'change to that asshole Sherrif Mack for his health bills, I've come to realize y'all ain't the vile, nasty little snark mob you pretend to be.

If you have some spare change lying around, could you please forward it to this elderly & suffering vet & his wife? You will surely have a special chair by Satan for doing this. Or maybe it's god. One of those guys. Thanks, all:

http://www.gofundme.com/rut...

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I think New Pope is wonderful, but I'm sticking with the Episcopalians. They too have great music (well, many of them do), fine liturgy (great prayer book tradition), and good schools--but also lady priests, birth control, and open arms for the gays. Also, plenty of pew space for skeptics.

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Go Team Good Pope! http://31.media.tumblr.com/...

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Baby steps, it's the Catholic Church after all.

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You've decided you're OK with New Pope, and if other's aren't, they're whiny bitches, comparable to the Naderites?

Still love ya Rebecca, but...you have got to be shittin' me...

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Ditto on that one, especially a Jesuit school.

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