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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Dr. Faggioli, papal nonces... The jokes really write themselves, don't they?

As for Charamsa's claim about gay priests, I'm reminded of this:

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v32/n1...

handyhippie65's avatar

oh crap, i live where there are a lot of amish, and mennonites. congrats on your escape.

DahBoner's avatar

Vatican observers

They like to watch?

https://media1.giphy.com/me...

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Try "private browsing" in Firefox. They won't know it's you.

grmpy's avatar

"With his partner at his side..." "OOH, he is a gay who has a sexy love partner! Well, obviously he’s fired, then, because on top of how priests aren’t supposed to be boning ANYBODY (or getting boned), he’s admitting to doing gay homosexual boning (or gay homosexual getting boned)"Except for real because a breeder would be fired for having a "partner" too.

chicken thief's avatar

Fuck me. Now the pressure is on....

Pongo's avatar

Wow. First time I've ever seen 'soul-crushing sanctimony' as an actual physical description for someone's face.

obamafone's avatar

Actually, it's even funnier, because in Italian 'fagioli' are beans.

obamafone's avatar

True, or 'incognito window' in Chrome which I use for porn (did I say that out loud?), uh, I mean for reading the 'Financial Times'.

obamafone's avatar

Stalin and Trotsky? Too soon?

Terry's avatar

Carlo Maria Viganò was shipped off to DC after screwing up in Rome. He's on greased rails out, hopefully to a nice cloistered monastery.

Charamsa's issue was showing off his significant other. There are lots of gay priests, both open and closeted. Until the RC Church decides to give up the celebacy thing, priests aren't supposed to have significant others whether male or female.

handyhippie65's avatar

and that, dear friends, is a trumptastic smile. his teeth are showing so it's a smile, right?

Frank's avatar

So... the Pope is going to fire all the priests, cardinals, and bishops? 👀

chiefkurtz's avatar

"Enough with the house music, we're both over 50 for fuck's sake!". Did you say 'whine' or 'wine'?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Not too far off, though I doubt Pope nice nice said shut the fuck up.He probably said more Silencio! Mother fucker!