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Spurning Beer's avatar

I understand there is a bill in the Kentucky legislature that would define puberty as beginning at conception!

Spurning Beer's avatar

<blockquote>I do not want 16-year-old boys but younger.</blockquote>

I believe the term in Italian is <i>al dente</i>.

[This joke contains 100% recycled content from The Colbert Report.]

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

By "choice words" you must mean "other words" because I've <strike>prayed and studied</strike> done a google search and didn't come up with anything clear. If it's in there, I stand corrected and thank you.

But, in general, the fundie Xtians have an annoying habit of inventing biblical precepts they <i>wish</i> were in there and ignoring the difficult passages. Slavery is OK by the Bible. Polygamy is approved. Merciless warfare. Death penalty for everything. Plus the worst-of-the-worst to the aforementioned fundies: Be nice, "judge not", share your wealth.

102415's avatar

She's right wing nut style Catholic. I've read her fetus loving child hating posts.

chascates's avatar

Hey, it's not like he encouraged a woman to get an abortion!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Actually, the Bible does not forbid sex between adults and children. It forbids sex between all manner of blood relatives, with animals, between men (sorry ladies, only men have this ban), on the Sabbath, while wearing wool, etc. There's a lot of rules. They really, really thought about this a lot. But no prohibition between an adult and an unrelated child.

102415's avatar

Congrats, now make us laugh laugh Jr.

102415's avatar

Morocco, Morroco. Maybe to the downfister it doesn't count because the children are terrorists. Yer priests are fucking our poor and needy children downfister. Oh wait maybe it's okay because they are poor? Downfister hates poor children too I forgot.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lol...like anyone would every find a witness...or even a body.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Didirot.

fuflans's avatar

the land of bunga bunga just got a little grosser.

WA Bishop's avatar

German, Polish, whatever.

WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, that would undermine the historic authority of the Church.

schmannity's avatar

Father Seppia, I'm Chris Hansen.