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I understand there is a bill in the Kentucky legislature that would define puberty as beginning at conception!

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<blockquote>I do not want 16-year-old boys but younger.</blockquote>

I believe the term in Italian is <i>al dente</i>.

[This joke contains 100% recycled content from The Colbert Report.]

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By "choice words" you must mean "other words" because I've <strike>prayed and studied</strike> done a google search and didn't come up with anything clear. If it's in there, I stand corrected and thank you.

But, in general, the fundie Xtians have an annoying habit of inventing biblical precepts they <i>wish</i> were in there and ignoring the difficult passages. Slavery is OK by the Bible. Polygamy is approved. Merciless warfare. Death penalty for everything. Plus the worst-of-the-worst to the aforementioned fundies: Be nice, "judge not", share your wealth.

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She's right wing nut style Catholic. I've read her fetus loving child hating posts.

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Hey, it's not like he encouraged a woman to get an abortion!

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Actually, the Bible does not forbid sex between adults and children. It forbids sex between all manner of blood relatives, with animals, between men (sorry ladies, only men have this ban), on the Sabbath, while wearing wool, etc. There's a lot of rules. They really, really thought about this a lot. But no prohibition between an adult and an unrelated child.

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Congrats, now make us laugh laugh Jr.

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Morocco, Morroco. Maybe to the downfister it doesn't count because the children are terrorists. Yer priests are fucking our poor and needy children downfister. Oh wait maybe it's okay because they are poor? Downfister hates poor children too I forgot.

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Lol...like anyone would every find a witness...or even a body.

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Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest - Didirot.

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the land of bunga bunga just got a little grosser.

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German, Polish, whatever.

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Yes, that would undermine the historic authority of the Church.

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Father Seppia, I'm Chris Hansen.

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