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One of those half-empty or half-full situations. Though it sounds like half-empty is more likely.

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Things like that never happen to me for some reason.

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On Facebook she has a photo wearing the hat she must have swiped from the yellow-tooth'd bully on "A Christmas Story."

It doesn't look any better on her.

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Marcus Bachmann jealousy!

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It took a couple hours but I figured it out. In Firefox: Load the page, save the source somewhere local. Edit the frame attributes to set the upper, right, width and height. Be sure to adjust for your monitor resolution and size. Navigate to the file, click load while hold alt-b and the dash (minus sign). Answer yes when asked to confirm override mode. Answer yes when asked to ignore non-standard meta-tags. Answer yes when prompted to disable malware checking. Then <i>viola</i>, her boobs.

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Never eat dinner at a place called Mom's; Never play cards with a man named Doc. And never tie up with a woman who has more problems than you do.

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Member of Parliament Cicciolina.

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Well, you could read "debate lover" at least two different ways.

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except that means the other person probably is violating Ryan's law

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Clearly they are in favor of sex, just opposed to admitting being in favor of sex.

Don't ask me; must be a Christian thang.

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Is she referring to a mass debate?

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Are you sure they didn't say inmate selfies?

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<i>Aaaaand that’s what you get for sticking your dick in crazy.</i>

Live by the thingie, die by the thingie.

Jussayinizall.

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my guess would be 'party to adultery'

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I hope he didn't catch GOP aides

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the chicken breathed a sigh of relief

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