Bring something to burn. GET IT? Hi Portland, whatcha doing? Legalizing the pot like a common Coloradan? Well, I guess we will throw you a party then. How's tonight? Does tonight work for you? Shut up, yes it does. DON'T BE A DENVER and act like you didn't know we were coming. Send out a fax-blast to all your friends and tell them to come burn meats and tofus and pots with us! We will be at Knott City Park tonight (Friday) from 6 to 8 p.m. If you show up early, though, we will already be there, and we will be all like OH LOOK FRIENDS CAME! And we will not worry that YOU SUCK. Come meet the baby, and me, and Shypixel! Come meet Shypixel's handsome brother and Shypixel's handsome brother's pretty wife!
I'll bet he doesn't have to wait in line outside for half an hour before a table opens up... but I'll guarantee that the nice older ladies who momishly chided us to finish our vegetables and join the Clean Plate Club do exactly the same to him, although with more giggling.
What's amazing is how long people will wait in line to get into Paula Deen's Vomitorium and Buffet. The line to get into Paula Deen's is also the most common place for tourist to suffer heart attacks.
Is that one of Drumpf's "my little cracker"?
Yeah they will. They said October. Of course, by the time they get here the whole place will be on fire like it is every other October, it seems like.
DING DING DING!!
I had some Headband the other day that was delightful.
That's where The President eats when he's in town!
I'll bet he doesn't have to wait in line outside for half an hour before a table opens up... but I'll guarantee that the nice older ladies who momishly chided us to finish our vegetables and join the Clean Plate Club do exactly the same to him, although with more giggling.
Needz moar Spam!
(notice how the Wallace Grande Baroque silverware gives the whole thing that definitive touch of elegance.)
What's amazing is how long people will wait in line to get into Paula Deen's Vomitorium and Buffet. The line to get into Paula Deen's is also the most common place for tourist to suffer heart attacks.
That's gotta chafe.
Damn it all, the one evening this week that I am busy...
Have fun, Portland Wonketeers! Kiss the babby for the rest of us!
Howdy ho, neighborino!
Can you give a little less warning next time? I've got more than an hour to get read something together!
Who is Rebecca Schoenkopf, and why does everyone love her?
Not all of us have that kind of freedumb.
Have a safe hunt. Heppner's nice this time of year.