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What could possiblly . . . ah, fuck it.

Parents who do this are mentally defective. To the extent that <i>they</i> should not be allowed to own guns.

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When she puts her eye out through the back of her skull, the school is probably going to be safe.

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Lizzie Borden would reallly appreciate today's labor-saving devices.

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Is "stupid beyond human comprehension" a color?

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And yet these same parents would complain that society is making their children grow up too fast.

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