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Nightflyer's avatar

"It became necessary to destroy the city in order to save it."

Nightflyer's avatar

That was an embarrassing day for the 7th Gurkhas.

reynard61's avatar

So Captain America and Indiana Jones are terrorists now?

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And what about our troops who stormed the beaches at Normandy?

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Are they now terrorists too?

The shitgibbon had better think *LONG AND HARD* before he insults, defames and besmirches people who have, thus far, been on the right side of history.

reynard61's avatar

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Cocoonacid's avatar

I know this is true, and yet I keep hoping that our goddamn elected officials will actually do something beyond "Now you've done it, Mister! Only ONE scoop of ice cream for you tonight!"

Old Top Kick's avatar

It's official - we're living in the Upside Down and the Russians are 200 stories beneath us.

insert_something_creative's avatar

Dear Orange Menace: The SCOTUS decision was the opposite of a win for the rule of law (and border security for that matter) and the Constitution, you unbelievable shitgibbon

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Whoa! You've got Jamie Lynn Crofts contributing to Wonkette!? Authoress of the greatest amicus brief in American legal history!? What a great score! John Oliver and Mr. Nutterbutter be praised!

theCryptofishist's avatar

It's not like we're not abiding by the Geneva convention or anything.

theCryptofishist's avatar

$775 a day for inadequate sleeping arrangements. What, do they think this is Silicon Valley?

theCryptofishist's avatar

It slides nicely into the pockets of owners of private prisons...

Klapaucius's avatar

"you can do anything Sir, because of number 2"

You mean he can deposit his shit wherever he wants?

Oh, wait , he's already doing that ....

motmelere's avatar

Fun fact: Posse Comitatus was the original RWNJ group. Those dicks had no more shame than the dildo humping white suprematists of today.

James Smith's avatar

How much wall can really be built with 2.5 billion?