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if you got a new "Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752" then you deserve the 25 year old cum-stained and poop-encrusted rust bucket that would get you.

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oh! but it's a republic...havent you heard?!?...jeebus f khaa-rhyst, if i read that one more time i'm gonna take an electoral FLAMEthrower to this place

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itz got wut da plant-brained needz.

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A Faustian bargain to be sure.

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But why did you punctuate the article with a picture of Trump's future wife?

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We need to make voting a requirement. Put a "No Vote" on the slate if we have to but we should require people to vote.

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This is nothing. I was playing around in a spreadsheet earlier today and discovered that if you ignore all the votes from Trump supporters, HRC wins IN A SHUTOUT.

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Actually she won by 2,864,974, so that rounds to 2.9, or 2.86, or 2.865, or... anyway, not 2.8, but of course they're not good at maths.

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I understand the Electoral College, thanks. My point is that claiming "Trump won the popular vote, California and New York don't count, something something coastal elites!!1!" is not a thing that exists.

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To be fair, something did happen.

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And if I was twelve inches taller, I could nail Sigourney Weaver.

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Thats only if you count all the illegal coloreds..trumpski won by a landslide if you count only "legitimate" voteshttps://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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All histories best fascist pig's took power under the guise of being popular...I'm not sure if they ever were, but the appearance is apparently important to the agenda.

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Its commendable...the "elites" they speak of are all high IQ and educated, not necessarily "rich"

They hate smart people telling them they are mistaken.

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How is this gay pride? Is that lady a dude or is that dude a lady?

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Well, their slogan is "make America great again" as in like when Africans were 3/5th of a person. I'm pretty sure they want to go to $=votes and it just so happens that white people have most of the money

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