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notanncoulter's avatar

if you got a new "Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752" then you deserve the 25 year old cum-stained and poop-encrusted rust bucket that would get you.

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

oh! but it's a republic...havent you heard?!?...jeebus f khaa-rhyst, if i read that one more time i'm gonna take an electoral FLAMEthrower to this place

notanncoulter's avatar

itz got wut da plant-brained needz.

NotOkBoomer's avatar

A Faustian bargain to be sure.

JAWs's avatar

But why did you punctuate the article with a picture of Trump's future wife?

Feeling Groovy's avatar

We need to make voting a requirement. Put a "No Vote" on the slate if we have to but we should require people to vote.

ThisNameInUse's avatar

This is nothing. I was playing around in a spreadsheet earlier today and discovered that if you ignore all the votes from Trump supporters, HRC wins IN A SHUTOUT.

tegrat's avatar

Actually she won by 2,864,974, so that rounds to 2.9, or 2.86, or 2.865, or... anyway, not 2.8, but of course they're not good at maths.

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

I understand the Electoral College, thanks. My point is that claiming "Trump won the popular vote, California and New York don't count, something something coastal elites!!1!" is not a thing that exists.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

To be fair, something did happen.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And if I was twelve inches taller, I could nail Sigourney Weaver.

Bongstar420's avatar

Thats only if you count all the illegal coloreds..trumpski won by a landslide if you count only "legitimate" voteshttps://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Bongstar420's avatar

All histories best fascist pig's took power under the guise of being popular...I'm not sure if they ever were, but the appearance is apparently important to the agenda.

Bongstar420's avatar

Its commendable...the "elites" they speak of are all high IQ and educated, not necessarily "rich"

They hate smart people telling them they are mistaken.

Bongstar420's avatar

How is this gay pride? Is that lady a dude or is that dude a lady?

Bongstar420's avatar

Well, their slogan is "make America great again" as in like when Africans were 3/5th of a person. I'm pretty sure they want to go to $=votes and it just so happens that white people have most of the money