Post-debate mishegas Midday Wonkette roundup aqui!
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Sure, Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy, fuck it why not.
Last night there was a mass shooting at Cook’s Corner in Orange County’s Trabuco Canyon, a place I used to take my kid. That’s the second place I’ve regularly visited that later had a mass shooting, but sure, lady, protect the guns.
God help us for sure, Dok.
Republicans Finally Mention Climate In A Debate, God Help Us
It was, as far as I can recall, a first for a Republican primary debate: an actual question about climate change. Fox News ran a clip of twentysomething Young American for Freedom member Alexander Diaz, who pointed out that climate change is a top concern for young voters. He wanted to know what the candidates would do to “calm their fears that Republic…
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Nikki Haley Is President Of Calling Vivek Ramaswamy A Little Bitch, BUT ONLY THAT
This morning America is abuzz about the winners and losers of the first Republican debate. (Abuzz!) Winners like Donald Trump, who was not there, and Satan, who was, because he lives in each and every Republican candidate’s heart. Losers like Ron DeSantis, and Jesus, because Mike Pence wouldn’t stop chasing him like “GON GIT YEW, LORD!”