America's potheads are (ironically?) the only citizens motivated enough to go to the White House's gimmicky, half-assed new "We the People" petitions website and type up their solemn demands for the President to let the harmless weed-lovers live in peace instead of in filthy state prisons, which enough other potheads and paultards then signed to make this the first petition to reach the required number of supporters the White House set as a bar for promising to give an official response.
The first, fourth, and sixth most popular petitions advocate legalization? Did the people signing the fourth and sixth forget they already signed the first?
The 4 listed he's already in favor of are pretty hillarious already.
It may be the weed that causes the alien sightings. Legalize it and we may find out.
The first, fourth, and sixth most popular petitions advocate legalization? Did the people signing the fourth and sixth forget they already signed the first?
Why do you want to balance the budget on the backs of potheads!?
Wow....someone actually made it all the way to the last episode?