He's staying out of the race so he can spend more time with his fresh-made biscuits. Guess all that "suddenly being decent to black people" was a waste of time. Oh well. This leaves the field wide open for an actual one of these to make a run. [ Twitter
Has he been naming his cowboys boots too?
I blame the frijoles negras.
Fixed. (Haley does have quite a stench....)
Wait, wasn't Jupiter the name of one of his daddy's, er, household help?
The Foghorn Leghorn vote is up for grabs.
You mean like the Beach Boys' Barbour Ann?
That man, I say that man is about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.