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Chris Grrr's avatar

He'd have to pull a Perot... the small-government party of compassion and fiscal responsibility won't make this mistake again.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Now I'm tempted to go out and buy some Coke Zero just so I can spit it out like the cool kids.

Chris Grrr's avatar

What was their actual message, then? Actually herding women and browns and poors into the sea?

Vienna Woods's avatar

you know it's coming.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I read that as "epic stool". That works, also, too.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh, and Beyonce was "coarse" for saying, "take that, Mitches!". Fetch me my smelling salts, I do declare!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Nah. He'll be a "Fox Contributor" before the ink is dry on his bouncing child support checks.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, if that just holds up.

Lot_49's avatar

He's blaming women. "Bitch set me up!"

Lot_49's avatar

"In what do Ohioans believe? I thought I knew, but am really confused after last night."

Let me clear it up for you, Redstate commenter: They believe it wouldn't make sense to vote for a guy who said Fuck You to the most important industry in the state.

The Quirk's avatar

My uncle had those, til he bought a special cream.

Lot_49's avatar

The lesson here is that, outside of MN-6, the majority of people do<i> not</i> to be represented by comically inept jackasses.

Oh, and there's one other exception: US America, 2004-08.

Lot_49's avatar

The boundaries of Republic of Dumbfuckistan are not so clearly drawn when you view it that way.

Odd though: only <i>three counties</i> in MO (the ones containing KC, StL and Columbia, where the U is) voted for Obama. Alabama looks diverse by comparison.

Bezoar's avatar

Love to see that; got a link?

Bezoar's avatar

"It's tough to handle this fortune and fame; everyone is so different, I haven't changed"