27 Comments

We're not a 2 party system up here... Harper (different from Hudak, the Ontario provincial election is tomorrow with another Tea Party lunatic whose name starts with H in the race...) won his "majority" while being soundly defeated in the polls when 61% of Canadians voted against him.

Expand full comment

Idaho, I believe.

Expand full comment

1. As I said yesterday on Wonkville, I honestly never thought he would go through with it. So good for him, I guess.

2. Re: "natural born Citizen": While this is still slightly up in the air, as it has never been definitively addressed by the Supremes, I'm inclined to go along with the theory that it means "someone whose (US) citizenship was established at birth", as opposed to someone who gained citizenship subsequently via naturalization. On this basis, as best I understand the rules, Rafe Eddie qualifies.

Expand full comment

No wonder the US is experiencing a drastic cold spell. It's the entirety of Canada breathing a huge sigh of relief.

Expand full comment

Tim Horton's sucks. And Moncton held a funeral yesterday for 3 Mounties killed in a shooting spree. The rest I agree with you about.

Expand full comment

"What could possibly be bad about Canada?"

<a href="http:\/\/terahertzatheist.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/harper_cowboy.jpg" target="_blank">This guy?</a>

Oh, and the mosquitoes are biting like motherfuckers this year.

ETA to add: this is the sort of shit that Harper is capable of: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2654115/A...">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/...

Expand full comment

We shouldn't be taking him back, but hey, he's Conrad!

Expand full comment

Not sure which is creepier- his eyes, or his lips. Either way... eeeew.

Expand full comment

You're welcome, Amercia.

Expand full comment

Tell us, please tell us now: How did you get RID of him?

Expand full comment

No. He just renounced Austria as being a separate country.

Expand full comment

Of course, if there had been Cruz [Birth] Control, all of this would not have been necessary.

Expand full comment

His mother was American. As was my boss' s. Hence the inability to reconcile...

Expand full comment

I did ninja-edit it, but not for that. :)

Expand full comment

Iwhen I heard that this loon(y) was only 4 years older than me, I was shocked. How can he look so much like an 80 year old Joe McCarthy when he's just 4 years out of his thirties? It must take a concerted effort to look like that much of an old curmudgeon when you're just a young curmudgeon, man.

Expand full comment

He's a Moose-churian candidate!

Expand full comment