It's time for your Thursday Puerto Rico Roundup! What's going on in that little island that we own or whatever this week? Well, they've got a racist Twitter lady type situation going down. Watch out! And how about that, she's in politics. Steel yourselves: "An adviser to Puerto Rico’s most powerful female lawmaker faced calls to resign on Wednesday after she sent a tweet to President Barack Obama urging him to buy the first lady a double-banana sundae and take her to Kenya." What's the problem? That sounds like a great anniversary trip itinerary.
Bacardi is transplanted Cuban rum. Ron del Barrilito is the real PR shit. I have a bottle I bought down in St. Thomas in '72. I'm saving it for my 65th birthday.
We drank the Mount Gay Sugar Cane at my "Pirate Looks at 40."
[Yes, I know hard liquor doesn't age in the bottle. It doesn't get any worse, either.]
When I worked as a deck hand on the Water Isle ferry, as we approached town I would tell the hotel guests "Hey - I'll show you the 'pot factory.'"
We'd come around the point and there, in the middle of Charlotte Amalie, was the rum distillery smokestack painted with "POTT."
They have big shoes?
Moluccan roll!
We had a hedge back home in the suburbs over which I never could see
(what is with british hedges? clash and eddie izzard and monty python??)
i don't really get the german connection, but good to know racism is ecumenical.
"with all the strength in my heart and passion as a descendant of germans!!”
Wow ... not even the usual code words here. I bet she has a stiletto in one of her clunky black shoes.
Anything written in German, over the iron gate?
What's with all the walruses today?
She quit half-way through her ESL class.
But I thought he chose the music for the horse to prance and dance to. Although maybe Anthrax wasn't the best choice.
This conversation is hard to follow. How did we get back to Polack jokes?
Terry:
Connect the dots...
The slogan of a re-united Germany? "Let's make in one of out three."
Bacardi is transplanted Cuban rum. Ron del Barrilito is the real PR shit. I have a bottle I bought down in St. Thomas in '72. I'm saving it for my 65th birthday.
We drank the Mount Gay Sugar Cane at my "Pirate Looks at 40."
[Yes, I know hard liquor doesn't age in the bottle. It doesn't get any worse, either.]
When I worked as a deck hand on the Water Isle ferry, as we approached town I would tell the hotel guests "Hey - I'll show you the 'pot factory.'"
We'd come around the point and there, in the middle of Charlotte Amalie, was the rum distillery smokestack painted with "POTT."
That tweet really made me wonder if she was attempting satire. My hopes are dashed yet again.
"Double banana" is on her mind. And Kenyan guys.