You know that thing, when you are on Grindr and you just want to find a nice straight heterosexual white gentleman to marry and put babies inside, but instead somebody messages you like "sup?" and it's this guy? That's the pits! (No it isn't.) So then you're like, well OK, Grindr can't help me find my One White Straight Gentleman Sweetheart, so you sign on to
Sounds good to me! Are there pancakes involved? I do enjoy pancakes, and scaring right wing Christian conservatives, but that likely goes without saying.. . . and cats, I really like cats.
Is there something hidden in the male genetic code that provides a deep biological urge to sneak up on unsuspecting women and reveal ones penis? I have gotten so many random dick pics (And more then one real life reveal. I seriously had a dude whip it out on th dance floor and waggle it at me!) I considered at one point printing them out and covering a bathroom wall with them. What the fuck is that shit?
And, or, right click on the image and do "save as". Of course this means it will now live on your computer or other device which could be scary if you accidentally encounter it but YMMV.
True story: When I was dating online, I prefaced any agreement to give out my phone number or email address with: "If you send me any dick pics..." Yeah, I shouldn't have to do it... even with the "nice" guys.
I think some immature males of the species really believe that females are as fixated on genitalia as they are... and that's on top of their being assholes already.
I hung out in a biker bar where the predator drink of choice was peppermint schnapps. They'd order two, the girl would look at this shot glass of clear liquid and say, "Oh, I can't drink the hard stuff." The guy would say, "Just take a sip." The girl complies, is surprised at how sweet and delicious it is, and, three shots later, the guy's carrying her out the door over his shoulder.
Ski resorts.
Sounds good to me! Are there pancakes involved? I do enjoy pancakes, and scaring right wing Christian conservatives, but that likely goes without saying.. . . and cats, I really like cats.
Soooooo many upvotes!
I gave up my conscience for lent.
Is there something hidden in the male genetic code that provides a deep biological urge to sneak up on unsuspecting women and reveal ones penis? I have gotten so many random dick pics (And more then one real life reveal. I seriously had a dude whip it out on th dance floor and waggle it at me!) I considered at one point printing them out and covering a bathroom wall with them. What the fuck is that shit?
And, or, right click on the image and do "save as". Of course this means it will now live on your computer or other device which could be scary if you accidentally encounter it but YMMV.
It's too crowded (with e coli)?
But only the ones who look at their own shoes.
Heyyyy now...Dolores O'Riordan is badass. And "Zombie" makes me cry every damn time I hear it.
Indeed she is. And has been to and through hell and back.
http://www.independent.ie/e...
True story: When I was dating online, I prefaced any agreement to give out my phone number or email address with: "If you send me any dick pics..." Yeah, I shouldn't have to do it... even with the "nice" guys.
I think some immature males of the species really believe that females are as fixated on genitalia as they are... and that's on top of their being assholes already.
whats your #?
I hung out in a biker bar where the predator drink of choice was peppermint schnapps. They'd order two, the girl would look at this shot glass of clear liquid and say, "Oh, I can't drink the hard stuff." The guy would say, "Just take a sip." The girl complies, is surprised at how sweet and delicious it is, and, three shots later, the guy's carrying her out the door over his shoulder.
77, always liked that one. It's nice and pointy! What's yours?
who are you? how did you get here?
Dr Neil Clark Warren?