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MilwaukeeKent's avatar

I noticed right off he was stalking the stage and using timing like a comedian, or for that matter a charismatic televangelist, but done badly.

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phoenix00's avatar

You mean 'kabuki theatre'?

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freakishlyterrified's avatar

Aaaaand assmouth has a very public bff affirmation meeting with a squirming Mitch one day later. (Squirm, Mitch, squirm.)

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O4FSake's avatar

Because he can multi task as parasite and host?

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themidniteskulker's avatar

Insiders are reporting that, in keeping with the dignity & decorum of the event, Bannon actually allowed himself to be persuaded to wear both socks and underwear for his appearance before the jewel-bedecked crowd..

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Rickyphoo's avatar

A pile of shit said what?

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

'Stink lines'

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$136050197's avatar

Bannon is a waste of breath.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So I guess in 2017, "WWJD?" stands for "Who Would Jesus Deport?"

Edit: I thought I was being clever but turns out that's already a thing.

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

He's as folksy as a former Goldman Sachs banker can be with the "Y'all" and other folskyisms. I'm sure the fake Christians can appreciate him.

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redblack's avatar

probably less than $10K individual net worth.

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Bebecca's avatar

Are any of the values he promotes in any way xtian? wonder who thought it was a good idea to have him as a speaker-and why?

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redblack's avatar

if that asshole set foot in a church, he would burst into flames.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Or breathed at a lit match probably

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Fiction has to make sense; truth doesn't...

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

That's ugly, man.

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