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I noticed right off he was stalking the stage and using timing like a comedian, or for that matter a charismatic televangelist, but done badly.

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You mean 'kabuki theatre'?

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Aaaaand assmouth has a very public bff affirmation meeting with a squirming Mitch one day later. (Squirm, Mitch, squirm.)

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Because he can multi task as parasite and host?

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Insiders are reporting that, in keeping with the dignity & decorum of the event, Bannon actually allowed himself to be persuaded to wear both socks and underwear for his appearance before the jewel-bedecked crowd..

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A pile of shit said what?

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'Stink lines'

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Bannon is a waste of breath.

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So I guess in 2017, "WWJD?" stands for "Who Would Jesus Deport?"

Edit: I thought I was being clever but turns out that's already a thing.

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He's as folksy as a former Goldman Sachs banker can be with the "Y'all" and other folskyisms. I'm sure the fake Christians can appreciate him.

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probably less than $10K individual net worth.

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Are any of the values he promotes in any way xtian? wonder who thought it was a good idea to have him as a speaker-and why?

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if that asshole set foot in a church, he would burst into flames.

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Or breathed at a lit match probably

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Fiction has to make sense; truth doesn't...

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That's ugly, man.

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