Worst. Jedi Mind Tricks. Ever. Steve Bannon, the pustule factory who serves as Donald Trump'spresidentchief strategist and brain surrogate, thrilled the audience at CPAC with lots of nationalist red meat Thursday, explaining the Trump administration will save America from all its enemies, who are mostly other Americans like the media and our own government. He appeared with White House chief of staff Reince Priebus to prove they're actually really great pals; Yr Wonkette is unable to confirm rumors that after the joint appearance, the two were returned to their usual place in the ninth circle of Hell, where they are eternally locked in ice with Bannon gnawing on Priebus's head.
I have a request of you media moguls. I understand that Bannon tried to put his hand on Priebus knee and latter brushed it off. This is priceless and it would be great if it could be posted.
can I pretend I knew what Dok meant and Alpacapunchbowl and Zyxomma were applauding (I only read down that far) in order to be one of the cool kids? I love Wonkette: it teaches me so much of stuff outside medicine.
It think "cynical optimism" is just right. I find myself in the unhappy place of having to choose between being disgusted by Republicans or demoralized by Democrats.
But it's kinda like you get home from work and find your kitchen swarming with rats. Should you just stand there and watch the rats, or go in the other room, shut the door, and fight with the exterminator to get his ass in there RIGHT NOW and fix this shit?
Dude, could you be arsed to back away from the bug-juice long enough to deconstruct some fucking Noxzema once in a while? You look like you face-fucked a Honey Badger.
Master Race my ass ... more like Darwin's Bargain Bin.
I have a request of you media moguls. I understand that Bannon tried to put his hand on Priebus knee and latter brushed it off. This is priceless and it would be great if it could be posted.
Commissar Bannon and Comrade Trump are only doing their jobs as loyal Russian agents.
This should be national news. Bannon literally admitted they're out to destroy the federal government.
I drink 2 bottles a week, and I don't look like that. I'm pretty sure Bannon has to be drunk all the time he's awake in order to look that bad.
[still hotter than putin and drumpf, in a John Hurt "elephant man" kinda way]
And somewhere off-frame: Doggy Reince with his tongue out rushing towards the scene with tail a-wagging.
Not to mention a Ben Carson lobotomy.
Something tells me those 515 jobs are never ever getting properly filled.
can I pretend I knew what Dok meant and Alpacapunchbowl and Zyxomma were applauding (I only read down that far) in order to be one of the cool kids? I love Wonkette: it teaches me so much of stuff outside medicine.
Contacts scare me, I've never even tried them. So yup, I'm a goner when the NaziAlt-RightPolBannonPots officially come out of the wood work.
Ha! Fist bump for you!
It think "cynical optimism" is just right. I find myself in the unhappy place of having to choose between being disgusted by Republicans or demoralized by Democrats.
But it's kinda like you get home from work and find your kitchen swarming with rats. Should you just stand there and watch the rats, or go in the other room, shut the door, and fight with the exterminator to get his ass in there RIGHT NOW and fix this shit?
I see someone splurged on a $3 haircut - the hobo special. I thought Bannon was more of a mullet man.
I'm sorry but Mike Pence looks like a Micronaut. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Dude, could you be arsed to back away from the bug-juice long enough to deconstruct some fucking Noxzema once in a while? You look like you face-fucked a Honey Badger.
Master Race my ass ... more like Darwin's Bargain Bin.
(mandatory) Cat feces libelz!