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TeeRaak's avatar

Ultimately, they only want politicians who are willing to increase the after-tax income of "Economic Royalists" who believe they, and they alone should rule America. They hate sharing with anyone non-rich.

Proverbs 28:27He that giveth unto the poor shall not lack: but he that hideth his eyes shall have many a curse.

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

Well, a lot of the royal families were bordering on Incest when it came to Intermarriage

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Can being racist, hateful, intolerant, paranoid, hypocritical and blindly, monstrously jingoistic really be called existing? Or is there another term for it? We may have to come up with one.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Most horrible people were victims at some point. The rest were born missing vital hardware or software in their computer organ.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Well since it was Don Cheetohdust doing the check, I ASSume that TSA stands for Tactless Self Aggrandizer?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

What kills me is that Obama NEVER gets credit for practically the first thing he did in office: pulling the American economy back from the brink of disaster. The stimulus and the auto bailout worked perfectly well (and would have worked even better if not for Republican obstruction), whereas who the hell knows what Trump would have done.

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Grizzly's avatar

Something like this, but all gold instead of amber, and tackier?https://www.scandi.travel/w...

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

If Obama didn't destroy America, why am I wandering around dazed with bleeding gums, trying to open tin cans with my teeth, and cursing the Soviets?

Firefly 2016! Re-engreaten Freedonia!

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

How could I be so blind? They proclaim it proudly at every opportunity. "Devoutly religious."

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accidental housewife's avatar

What a monster. Worst. President. Ever.

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accidental housewife's avatar

That is not a universe that exists.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

And that's just the Lincoln Bedroom.

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phoenix00's avatar

Who knows, she might hop into your SUV, give you the tour, and sing a bunch of songshttps://www.youtube.com/wat...

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phoenix00's avatar

There was this story a few days ago: https://www.bloomberg.com/n...

He don't fly no friendly skies, nope.

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phoenix00's avatar

"Been there, done that"- Bill Clinton

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phoenix00's avatar

I have a very sinking feeling the reason they go after Clinton so hard is only because female.

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