Maybe some clever, remorseful advisers could draw up an agreement with Iran that is very similar to the one Obama and Iran signed (JCPOA), and get Tubby to sign it. Maybe offer him a nod for Nobel. Have a provision that he is the greatest leader, greater than Alexander, Peter and Catherine put together.
MS NOW is taking UNTV with sound, I forgot the press are only banned from the White House grounds. Iran was not even close to having a nuclear weapon when Trump started this war, what an idiot.
The level of geopolitical understanding of the average Marine 0-6 could be carved out of obsidian, drenched in Tabasco, and used as a contact lens without discomfort
<U.S. Marine Col. Grant Newsham compared Trump’s pact with Denmark and Greenland to the U.S. acquisition of Alaska in 1867.>
The thing in common here is that public sentiment at the time for both was that they were deserving of mockery. Alaska was considered “Seward’s Folly” or “Andrew Johnson’s polar bear garden”.
Alaska was purchased for 2 cents an acre, total. $7.2M. In today’s money that is $130-150M. Assface would never make a deal that good.
Also, in the “people also asked” on Google—“how much is 1 US dollar in Alaska”. Are you fucking kidding me?
A dollar's purchasing power increases as it approaches the speed of light, but there's less annual daylight in Alaska. So if you divide by a photon and carry the i, you arrive at a corned beef sandwich.
You people are lucky to have a physiconomist on board, tell u wut.
When Hungary threw out Victor Orban, I checked out their literacy rate. 99.1% The US rate? 79%. And most Hungarians speak multiple languages. American Eckseptshunalizm!
I grew up on a farm, so when it was time for me to take Driver's Ed, I'd been driving for 5 years already. The hardest part was parallel parking, since we didn't do that in that part of the world.
My kids had to learn to drive in the city. And my wife and I only have cars with a stick-shift. When the kids took the test on a stick, the examiners were startled and impressed. They went so far as to tell my son to just stop with the parallel parking so he didn't hit a cone, and gave him his license pretty much for being able to drive a stick.
We never lock our car doors, because the people who would try to steal a cheap old car sure as hell can't drive a manual. And why should we pay to replace windows, when there's no real risk of losing the car?
I grew up driving shitboxes with drum brakes, floaty power steering, and not the tightest handling. Most of them had one outside mirror. I learned to drive defensively as a result.
They are getting rid of all the roundabouts in the Phoenix area because people are too fucking stooopitt to know how to navigate them without death and mayhem ensuing.
I learned to drive in MA. We had a rotary in Haverhill that worked opposite of the traffic rules. Three roads intersected at a monument. Once you got into the rotary, you had to wait until other traffic cleared before proceeding. It worked fine for the locals.
Wow. In Minnesota we're putting roundabouts everywhere, including on US highways. Because they're way cheaper than stoplights, and while they don't decrease collisions, they eliminate death and serious injury because the same number of crashes happen but at 5 mph instead of 60 mph.
But then, we extreme left radicals in Minnesota also mostly still get vaccines, for very similar reasons.
"An actual Colonel! Well, now you know it’s legit. Oh yeah man, for sure, Grant, whoever the fuck you are, this is just like when the USA bought Alaska."
Wouldn't it be great if everyone would get up and walk out as soon as he started flapping his cat butt mouth? THAT would be some great "news" coverage.
Maybe some clever, remorseful advisers could draw up an agreement with Iran that is very similar to the one Obama and Iran signed (JCPOA), and get Tubby to sign it. Maybe offer him a nod for Nobel. Have a provision that he is the greatest leader, greater than Alexander, Peter and Catherine put together.
MS NOW is taking UNTV with sound, I forgot the press are only banned from the White House grounds. Iran was not even close to having a nuclear weapon when Trump started this war, what an idiot.
The level of geopolitical understanding of the average Marine 0-6 could be carved out of obsidian, drenched in Tabasco, and used as a contact lens without discomfort
Watch Canada retaliate in the trade war by renaming one of their big hydroelectric dams "Le barrage Trump"
Nice touch if they also claim Hoover Dam down in Nevada-Arizona and rename it "Le barrage Mark Carney".
anything less than owning Greenland would be “unacceptable,” and that it was “psychologically important” to him
Boy, some men do not take rejection well. Talk to all the little boys in the Manosphere about it, Donnie. They love you!
Specialized in insurgency and counterinsurgency, so he's covered no matter which side wins.
This is the sign Iran needs to dust off the Obama deal and submit it to Silent Donny.
That aircraft carrier may have sailed.
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Kuibyshev Oil Refinery Hit Hard by Drones
Suchomimus (3:12) : https://youtu.be/TTjTCcj7uLA
So basically the Danes jingled their keys to distract the baby and stop him from crying so they could take a nap?
<U.S. Marine Col. Grant Newsham compared Trump’s pact with Denmark and Greenland to the U.S. acquisition of Alaska in 1867.>
The thing in common here is that public sentiment at the time for both was that they were deserving of mockery. Alaska was considered “Seward’s Folly” or “Andrew Johnson’s polar bear garden”.
Alaska was purchased for 2 cents an acre, total. $7.2M. In today’s money that is $130-150M. Assface would never make a deal that good.
Also, in the “people also asked” on Google—“how much is 1 US dollar in Alaska”. Are you fucking kidding me?
A dollar's purchasing power increases as it approaches the speed of light, but there's less annual daylight in Alaska. So if you divide by a photon and carry the i, you arrive at a corned beef sandwich.
You people are lucky to have a physiconomist on board, tell u wut.
But when does a layer of mustard create an Event Horizon?
I’m here to ask the hard questions
Woot!! I just achieved Enlightenment!
And a tasty deli sammich!
I'm waiting for more surejans to be delivered. Please be patient.
Wow, we really ARE as stupid as I feared.
That’s an understatement
Just wait until New Mexico gets back in the news. Google will be LIT.
Nuevo Mexico?
William H. Seward was an ancestor of mine. In the family, there were stories of how much shit he took, for the rest of his life, for buying Alaska.
And escaping those stories is sheer folly.
It's our family folly, for sure.
I have bad news about the quality of American Education.
And drivers Ed too, that's a fucking joke.
I had a boss named Ed. Referred to privately as Special Ed.
When Hungary threw out Victor Orban, I checked out their literacy rate. 99.1% The US rate? 79%. And most Hungarians speak multiple languages. American Eckseptshunalizm!
I grew up on a farm, so when it was time for me to take Driver's Ed, I'd been driving for 5 years already. The hardest part was parallel parking, since we didn't do that in that part of the world.
My kids had to learn to drive in the city. And my wife and I only have cars with a stick-shift. When the kids took the test on a stick, the examiners were startled and impressed. They went so far as to tell my son to just stop with the parallel parking so he didn't hit a cone, and gave him his license pretty much for being able to drive a stick.
We never lock our car doors, because the people who would try to steal a cheap old car sure as hell can't drive a manual. And why should we pay to replace windows, when there's no real risk of losing the car?
Point #2…
I’ve seen the steady degradation on driving skill over time but it appears it has rapidly accelerated over the past ten years.
ISP runs a campaign with the slogan "Drop the phone" aimed at distracted drivers. It has yet to reach all its goals.
I took the California driving test about 15 years ago.
I tell people its basically "don't crash for 15 minutes".
I stand by that.
And cars have only gotten easier to not pay attention to while driving.
Cars are too safe now. To explain…
I grew up driving shitboxes with drum brakes, floaty power steering, and not the tightest handling. Most of them had one outside mirror. I learned to drive defensively as a result.
They are getting rid of all the roundabouts in the Phoenix area because people are too fucking stooopitt to know how to navigate them without death and mayhem ensuing.
Dumb. Roundabouts are the most efficient way to manage traffic if people know how to use them and exercise patience.
Arizona--there are too few people who know how to do anything or exercise patience.
If Massholes can master…ahem, RO-TAH-REES…without murdering each other, then anyone can.
I learned to drive in MA. We had a rotary in Haverhill that worked opposite of the traffic rules. Three roads intersected at a monument. Once you got into the rotary, you had to wait until other traffic cleared before proceeding. It worked fine for the locals.
Wow. In Minnesota we're putting roundabouts everywhere, including on US highways. Because they're way cheaper than stoplights, and while they don't decrease collisions, they eliminate death and serious injury because the same number of crashes happen but at 5 mph instead of 60 mph.
But then, we extreme left radicals in Minnesota also mostly still get vaccines, for very similar reasons.
Isn't Minnesota where all the children are above average?
The men are good-looking, and the women are strong.
Many people are saying.
That may be more that the dumbass orange motherfucker gave everyone free license to be the biggest assholes they could be.
“President Trump said on Friday that his administration had reached a deal with Denmark and Greenland..."
Well OK, he DID say that. So far, so good...
"An actual Colonel! Well, now you know it’s legit. Oh yeah man, for sure, Grant, whoever the fuck you are, this is just like when the USA bought Alaska."
A Hegseth Colonel...
So a very well-groomed idiot with a raging boner.
Looking at that photo of Maniitsoq, Greenland, I smell a Commie Rat.
Look at all those brightly-painted houses. Everyone knows under Sociamalism, the only color is Gray.
They're up to something, those Danish Greenlandic Commies.
♬ I'm amused to be an American
Which is run by a loony
And I will laugh my fucking ass off
This one's a real doozy
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And fight MAGA still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Help the U.S.A ♬
Better than what Lee Greendick would write.
I: Write insipid patriotic dreck.
B: Get Trump's attention with it.
III: Profit!!
Lee Greenwood put both Reagan and Trump to sleep.
👏👏👏🧍♀️🧍♀️🧍♀️
Gottdamn what a stooopitt, STOOOPITT rancid dickfuck.
The US is a very stooopitt and evil country now.
I'm betting that TFG's address to the UN will go at least 90 minutes.
Bet they all walk out like they did on Bibi.
How will we know? Is any major media outlet still covering it?
They'll cover it as UN news, not as Trump news.
And people will start leaving after five minutes.....because they need a restroom break......yeah.......
Or a gas mask.
90 minutes of grievance and incoherence. Fuuuuuuuck
Wouldn't it be great if everyone would get up and walk out as soon as he started flapping his cat butt mouth? THAT would be some great "news" coverage.