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Dave M's avatar

Sorry, can’t tune in, I’ll be committing seppuku, but you crazy kids have fun!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

$1 Million? That's it? I mean, you can wander down University Avenue in Palo Alto and stop a random suit on the street and tell them about your brilliant idea for "Agentic AI Potatoes" and likely get $1 Milllion handed to you right there.

Stanta Knows's avatar

People watch this shit? I'll be damned.

Snarfyguy's avatar

"We will never get over the revelation that came out of this era that some people actually thought The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice were shows about a real and good businessman."

This is what sent this country into the doom spiral we're currently in - people who are too dumb to know that TV shows are fake.

Maybe we really do get the government we deserve; I go back and forth about tbat.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"...piitch for a share of $1 Million..."

You mean, like a penny?

Lucius's avatar

OT: I talked to a family member last night who works in the St Paul school district in MN. They just had a professional development day and the superintendent told the assembled staff that ICE has kidnapped 900 students thus far.

Jesus fucking Christ

tehbaddr's avatar

"also he is too old to host reality TV himself these days."

Now THAT is decrepit!

Tia Loca's avatar

I’d like to see them keep Trump off the stage, I don’t think it’s humanly possible for him.

He fires everybody the second episode and takes over.

tehbaddr's avatar

You're right! Just like FIFA, he'll get up on stage and linger in an off putting way, trying to be part of the lame ass action!

Les Bontemps's avatar

So disappointed in Nicki Minaj. But I guess she's got enough money that she doesn't care if she gets deported.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Nikkos Mianajopoulos

Tia Loca's avatar

Instead of you’re fired…

Nikki gets deported.

Next to last episode

Will be wild!

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Like Milo YAWNopolis? That would be a fun leopard eating face story!

Tia Loca's avatar

The ratings would be huge!

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I might even watch that!

Tia Loca's avatar

“ one of you will walk away with $400,000, And one of you will be deported!”

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"...the time Trump invited him to his office in Trump Tower and he actually thought he was talking to Bruce Wayne."

Trump is proof at last that TV violence causes violence, at least in a single person..

Stulexington's avatar

Again, that only happens in people who can't differentiate fantasy from reality.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

"You don't know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump, you just don't."

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And now he has dementia on top of being the stupidest person ever.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

And he's probably going to nuke Iran. Due to stupidness and dementia-having.

At which point the entire country -- or at least the vast sane but often uninformed majority -- should literally skin and filet every member of that administration.

Without votes.

Stulexington's avatar

Just in time to sit his fat ass in front of the levers of power. Fun.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Putin and Xi are getting what they paid for.

tehbaddr's avatar

Won't someone just make it all stop?!

Mavenmaven's avatar

Baudrillard would have enjoyed this. This is beyond his final stage of the hyperreal, where the signifiers replace the actual product (in his model, Disneyland as the simulacrum vs real life).

Here, his failures in business and in economics are so blatant that the only way he can pretend to be a "successful businessman" is in a fake staged 'hyperreal' version of the hyperreal fake version he was featured on many years ago, a fake of a fake in order to try to recreate the fraudulent "aura" he had back then, a simulacrum of a simulacrum

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

There’s nothing special about Trump. No political genius. No savviness.

The ONlY thing that has given him an edge is what the Press is willing to accept from him vs what they won’t accept from his Democratic counterparts.

freakishlystrong's avatar

He may be terrible for the country but he was great for Les Moonves.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

They love him, he brings in revenue. Which says we are basically a failed state at this point.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Apple caved. They're renaming the lake. Can someone tell these idiots that EO's DO NOT apply to anyone outside of the "Executive?" for fucks sake.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Lake Rotten Apple

Lake Poison Apple

Lake Fuck You Apple

Carstonio's avatar

They’re not idiots, they’re greedy cowards afraid of losing government contracts.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

FUCK!!! FUCK YOU TIM APPLE!!!!

PrimerGray's avatar

His last day was Monday, I believe.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Didn't take long for his successor to show their true colors. It may have been in the works anyway though. Who can I say fuck you to?

Belasaurius's avatar

they need to keep him happy so they can build their data centers. Curious that Trump's sons invested in data centers and now he's all in.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

This is basically having 5 small businesses compete in the hunger games, because you don’t plan on enacting any policies that would actually benefit small businesses in the real world.

Look at this spectacle! Don’t trouble yourself that we’re prevailing over the closing of more small businesses, that has only been exceeded during the peak of the covid pandemic.

marydn's avatar

So no one gets 1 million dollars? They are splitting the money up between the five contestants? Might as well draw numbers out of a hat as that would be just as exciting to watch.