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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It is part of the vacuum-packed protocols and also applies to tuna and oysters.

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Professor Fate's avatar

It was said cartridges for the New Rifle were not only using pig fat but used cow fat as well which outraged the Hindu troops in turn. A double wammy if you will. There are written sources that say this actually happened (and was quickly corrected) but given the nature of historical sources one still isn't sure

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azeyote's avatar

there's no end to the shame - no bottom to the embarrassment of this - it's mean, it's ugly, it's an egomaniac, spoiled, pathetic little rich brat who just won't shut the fuck up, and go away -

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The Wanderer's avatar

I've been to Squirrel Cum, Alabama. It was . . . sticky.

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The Wanderer's avatar

You MONSTER.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

More importantly, they think Muslims believe it (most of these goobers probably think Muslims are going to hell no matter what). I remember a few years ago, some jackass was marketing a bullet made from frozen pork. It's the same idea. They think Muslims just run in terror at the mere suggestion of touching a pig.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

the Philippines has been peaceful for 25-35 years since their colonial period? somehow the books I read fail to mention this.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Which demonstrates that shooting Muslims with pig's blood is more likely to piss them off and inspire more attacks rather than make them run away and hide.

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

It's like they think Muslims are magic and pig's blood is the equivalent of a silver bullet or a wooden stake.

Does this work for other religions? If they decide to go after Jews next, will they want to dip bullets in pots of boiling lobsters? Can we stop them by dipping our bullets in, like, a toilet used by a trans person?

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TakingAmes's avatar

The Nazi-beatin' sticks should be giant dildos. Licked by transgender people of color.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Trump didn't hear anything from Racist Uncle Dale. He _is_ Racist Uncle Dale.

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Kip TW's avatar

No no no, it's just empathy. Trump feels that Muslims are as superstitious and cowardly as he is, and this… oh, sorry. It's projection. Carry on.

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Kip TW's avatar

I once cleared the room in an online discussion about "buryin them nuslins in pig skin, haw haw" by declining to turn the argument into a political football. (haw haw)

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Kip TW's avatar

Darn it, PF! The message said the brown acid was okay, and you could… hey, stop melting while I'm talking to you.

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Kip TW's avatar

It's because they're the opposite of Republicans, who ran with crazed desire toward the pig.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

This thingCalled TrumpI justCan't handle itThis thingCalled TrumpCan't get My head 'round itI don't like itCrazy little thing called Trump

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