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Ergoetal's avatar

Every four years Donald puts his thinking cap on. Oh my gosh.

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Kgprophet's avatar

I TOO have a secret plan. And I will let everyone know what it is for 1 MILLION dollars. (places pinky on cheek).

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Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

And finds that its still the wrong size and messes up his 'hair'.

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Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

This is a question for the ages. It has always perplexed me. She must have something on Ailles.

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Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

As a Pomeranian mix I find that offensive!

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I think he gave it away with that "paperclip" comment. Sounds like another Operation Paperclip. Trump would hire all the ISIS scientists, technicians, and engineers and bring them to America, so the war would grind to a halt. Then later he would yell, "You're fired!" at them. Brilliant!

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

How am I even supposed to react to successful adults who engage in rhetorical tactics that I knew were stupid when I was nine years old?

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Offer hairstyling and fashion tips.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

He plans to share his secret plan with the World Net Daily Volunteer Overseas Tactical Strike Force. I can feel ISIS quaking from here...

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zak44's avatar

A $400 million head start and he declares bankruptcy twice. He can't even make money running a casino. And oh yeah, he's made lecherous statements about his own daughter.

Why oh why is anyone paying attention to this clown?

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MC's avatar

Actually, Trump has declared bankruptcy FOUR times: in 1991, 1992, 2004 and 2009. Imagine what this business genius could do as President of the United States!

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MegPasadena's avatar

This reminds me of the good old day when Sarah Palin complained to Fox that President Obama never called her for advice on energy policies or how to plug the oil leak at the Gulf.

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Lazy Media's avatar

I knew, I KNEW he would be wrong about the paper clip. The Gem clip was never patented, so a whole lot of people made money on that idea, not just the guy who invented it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

That's actually his plan. He's going to join ISIL, volunteer to be treasurer, and bankrupt them. It's so crazy it just might work! (when I say "it just might work" I mean "dear lord what an asshat")

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Defeat terror with this one weird trick!

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Owlseyelash's avatar

Remember he said he knows how to fix the economy during the 2008 crash but he would not tell us until he was the president. Now, he knows how to defeat ISIS but he is not telling us until people make him the president. Oh, yes, he said he knows how to bring ISIS to the table!! Cannot stop shaking my head.

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