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Cat's Paw's avatar

Here come dee judge,Here come dee judge,Order in dee court, causeHere come dee judge.

Ver-Ree-Interest-tink.

Jensie's avatar

Fortunately he is also an incompetent buffoon who has no idea how "government" works. DeSantis is all the bad things about Trump *plus* he understands how to govern. In other words, our worst nightmare

Ill-Advised's avatar

When I'm not bringing my best self, sometimes I write critiques of the beg/demand/shame template being used for the email, and suggest firing the marketing director.

It's a form of therapy.

Cat's Paw's avatar

*plus* he understands how to govern.

I wouldn't say so. He knows how to play politics.He may have some ham fisted notions about how to manipulate governance.But he gets no credit for being a governor, not from me.

Cat's Paw's avatar

... & don't I know it.

A charitable heart is a curse.

Gary_Seven's avatar

Mmmm I'll take Lucy Liu in anything....

Gary_Seven's avatar

Pay per View for Ukraine or Separated Families please!

harryr's avatar

"Don't be a Yes Man. If the boss says "No", you say "No"." - Simon Bates.

AKLynne's avatar

Let's see...Biden didn't defend the Pussy Ass Bitch, so he should be fired...maybe? Sure. That makes as much sense as you do. At least you spelled milquetoast right. I'm impressed.

carovee's avatar

Who fact checks the fact checkers?!

gratuitous's avatar

"Okay, the boss is all jazzed at Jimmy Kimmel again. We're gonna need a two pronged approach. Jerry, you tell him we complained to Disney. I know we didn't, really, but just tell him that. Nick, you stand ready over to his right, and when you see the boss begin to absorb what Jerry said, jingle your keys. That should distract him enough to reset his petty grievance module. Ready? Break!"

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Conservatives are immune to hypocrisy. I have to assume it's all the horse paste.

FreshOutOfUserNames's avatar

These folks need to stop being anonymous and bring the receipts.