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President Donald Trump Will Build YOOOGE Gold-Plated Fence To Keep Out Messicans
Obviously, you are already voting for Donald Trump for president, because he is the bestest, most qualifiedest, most expertest, most EVERYTHINGEST guy who is not running for president but just might this time, maybe, we'll see! But in case you are some kind of idiot who is not already begging Donald Trump on the Twitters to please save America and the world, with presidenting, his immigration policy -- which he unveiled in an interview with David Brody, the Christian "reporter" in charge of doing softball interviews with Republican candidates for CBN News -- ought to persuade you:
Nobody can build a fence like me, David, you know that. I built great buildings all over the world. There's nobody can build a fence. And I would have Mexico pay for it, believe me. They will pay for it because they have really ripped this country off. They have really taken advantage of us, both economically and at the border. They will pay for that fence.
Awwwww yeah, that is a GREAT way to reform immigration, right in the face. With a fence. A big one! A Trump fence! It will be klassy as fuck, and say TRUMP!!! on it, and it will be the greatest fucking fence you've ever seen. Suck it, China, with your "wall." And then Executive Commander-in-Chief Trump will send an invoice to Mexico, on his official gold-scented President of America stationery: "To whoever Hispanican it may concern, which is ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES: You have exploited usfor the last timeby coming here to clean our toilets and our yards for dirt pay and no benefits, so PAY THE FUCK UP!" And if Mexico does not pay the fuck up, Donald Trump will probably sue, because he loves to sue, he will sue you and your mom and Florida and EVERYONE!
Donald Trump's Trump Fence is going to fix all the everything that is wrong with stuff, you'll see:
Now with the southern border everybody comes in. You just walk by. So we're taking hundreds of thousands of people -- some good people and some rapists and some killers and drug lords and everyone else -- and they're flowing through the southern border. I would build a wall like nobody can build a wall. And nobody comes in illegally anymore.
Done and done. Next problem, please, because Trump solved that mofo already, and he is not even president yet, although he did beat Obama in 2012, remember?
And that is just another on a long list of reasons -- in addition to his kick-ass family values, and how he coined the phrase "Make America Great Again" before Ronald Reagan stoled it from him, and also he did not even yell at a baby who interrupted his GREATEST SPEECH EVER that one time -- why Donald "Donald Trump" Trump should be president now, if not sooner.