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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Have you had The Donald sign your tits yet?

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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Or bulldoze their homes, Israeli-style.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought it was turd polish.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Washington carried all 15 states in the 1792 election and Monroe carried all 24 states in the 1820 election.

True, neither total was 50, but still every state.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They are all making use of the royal wee. Which can get rather messy.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Don Corleone took the whole family out for Michael's rehearsal dinner.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What, now we're seeing eugenics nostalgia? Damn hipsters!

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Colloquialisms - how do they work?

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

There you go with your definitions again. Do tell us what carpet bombing is, so we know exactly what is isn't.

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MyLovelyNose's avatar

Wow, did you think you just wrote something clever and original? You did think so, didn't you.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Wrong, it's the kindergarten "we". It means "I say what to do and we do it, because the rest of you are small children".

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Kill Bill Vol. 1.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Welcome to the Donald Trump Terrorist Recruiting Program. If you liked Gitmo, you're gonna love this.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Maybe the head?

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Whale Chowder's avatar

...at least you didn't eat shit.

Right?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

His brother was a decorated war hero? See, those foreigners ARE taking American jobs.

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