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Have you had The Donald sign your tits yet?

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Or bulldoze their homes, Israeli-style.

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I thought it was turd polish.

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Washington carried all 15 states in the 1792 election and Monroe carried all 24 states in the 1820 election.

True, neither total was 50, but still every state.

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They are all making use of the royal wee. Which can get rather messy.

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Don Corleone took the whole family out for Michael's rehearsal dinner.

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What, now we're seeing eugenics nostalgia? Damn hipsters!

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Colloquialisms - how do they work?

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There you go with your definitions again. Do tell us what carpet bombing is, so we know exactly what is isn't.

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Wow, did you think you just wrote something clever and original? You did think so, didn't you.

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Wrong, it's the kindergarten "we". It means "I say what to do and we do it, because the rest of you are small children".

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Kill Bill Vol. 1.

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Welcome to the Donald Trump Terrorist Recruiting Program. If you liked Gitmo, you're gonna love this.

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Maybe the head?

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...at least you didn't eat shit.

Right?

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His brother was a decorated war hero? See, those foreigners ARE taking American jobs.

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