The President's medical history was released today -- and he's in considerably better shape than us. Proving that the wailing of the souls of dead Iraqi children is a sound easily blocked by the White House's advanced spectral noise reduction technology, Bush is still clearly getting his customary 18 hours of sleep a night. Most of his health problems are pretty minor, besides his Napoleonic delusions of self-grandeur, but those sorts of things don't really turn up in a physical. Let's take a magical trip into the president's health!
President Healthier Than Dollar
President Healthier Than Dollar
President Healthier Than Dollar
The President's medical history was released today -- and he's in considerably better shape than us. Proving that the wailing of the souls of dead Iraqi children is a sound easily blocked by the White House's advanced spectral noise reduction technology, Bush is still clearly getting his customary 18 hours of sleep a night. Most of his health problems are pretty minor, besides his Napoleonic delusions of self-grandeur, but those sorts of things don't really turn up in a physical. Let's take a magical trip into the president's health!