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Do all AR-15 owners have terrible fashion sense?

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Yes. Gawd yes.

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How many Da'esh Islamist hicks have killed US citizens, compared to Confederate or neo-Confederate Christianist hicks?

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I really just need my electric car to steal guns from Texans. Also maybe to run Ted Cruz over with...with VOTES!!!!

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Too bad it wasn't "Dear-Shit-Fer-Brains" quality trolling...

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And to think I scoffed at those who said the Montauk Monster was just the tip of the ice berg.

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The trouble is, we're boxing with an infinite number of Mortimer Snerd puppets. We might win, but was there ever really a fight?

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That was my mother's position, too (and all her kids were born in the sixties to early seventies). Included toy guns. I thought it was 'so dumb' growing up. I think she was right, now, and am glad of it.

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Look at the upside - if you lived in Florida you could get paid $200,000 for shooting one of them. Of course that's only if it was self defense.

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I'm with you...please, oh please, outlaw NASCAR! Just on GP's. And noise abatement.

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From drowned South Carolina: "It got heated last week on the floor of the Senate, as Sen. Tom Corbin, R-Travelers Rest, a strident gun rights advocate said abusers don’t need guns to injure or kill a spouse, an ex or partner. Abusers could run over their partner with a car or “beat them with a baseball bat.”

Said Corbin: “We need more Jesus in the world for that; to fix that.” To which Sen. Joel Lourie, who is Jewish, joked that for some reason he didn’t agree with Corbin’s statements.

And hysteria busted out on the floor of the Senate.

Once Lourie realized Corbin had not caught on, he continued the banter with Corbin, who apparently was unaware of the Columbia Democrat’s faith until Lourie joked that he and New York’s former Mayor Michael Bloomberg attend the same synagogue.

“You go to a synagogue?” Corbin asked surprised. “Bless your heart. Bless your heart, senator.”

Lourie later said that it was clear Corbin did not intend to insult him, Corbin just wasn’t “knowledgeable” about Lourie’s faith. And what was crossing Lourie’s mind when he and Corbin were going back and forth on the floor?

“Poor fella is doing the best he can with what he has,” Lourie said."

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Glibertarians, while scared of government power, believe corporate power will be magically maintained by the Free Market Fairy wielding her Magic Wand.

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I think it was Jon Stewart who noted that while this wanker was exercising his Second Amendment rights, it was obvious that "that's the only thing he's exercising."

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I look forward to the very model of a polite society (and a lot of soiled underwear) when they meet up with their fellow gun fondlers in the Huey P. Newton Gun Club.

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That was the best thing today.

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