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... you had me at "don't mind me". Rest assured, I won't.

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... and you would be unanimous in that.

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... yeah, about that $100 million... while I'm used to paying more to get a lot less in my daily life, I had no idea that "money" as we understand it, actually has no meaning.

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I know when I'm being flirted with...teehee

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Jee. Zus. Christ. Why so angry? Who didn't love you as a child? I mean, what drives you to tear people down on the internet?

Just because you don't get a joke it doesn't mean it was offensive

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And the impulse is always to do something, and it’s not necessarily the right thing to do.Yes, Jeb!, rushing to do something may lead to not doing the right thing. That's not a valid argument to do absolutely nothing.

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Thee only way to explain this is that Jebya! used to be a really smart guy, but he saw America put his clueless goofy brother into the White House for eight years. So when he decided to run this time, Jebya! decided the way to win was to act as much like Dubya as he could.

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How would this callous imbecile feel, if when his mother, father or brother dies someone said "Well, s*** happens"?

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Well, cupcake, the "position" of this "rag" is to find a solution to fix things.

Hebbie's is to simply hamstring any attempt at gun control legislation or reform efforts while shrugging his entitled, empathy-less shoulders and saying "boy, what are ya gonna do?" when faced with ten more families who lost loved ones to gun violence while at the same time advocating planting police officers outside every vagina.

But thanks for your derptastic display of stupidity!

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Jeebus. As little as I think of his brother, I have a hard time seeing W. saying anything so heartless.

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You crazy person! You want to MURDER innocent guns!

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Ted had a heart!

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On the positive side, JEB will be perfectly safe when the zombie apocalypse happens.

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Double difficult - he apparently is a black Democrat.

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No - still boring.

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Paging Dick Cheney, paging Dick Cheney. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

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