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3FingerPete's avatar

Just yesterday Eric "Here's my dick!" Bolling said President Trump is off "on a WORKING vacation. I guess that was to differentiate Trump's work habits from that previous brown fella's lazy disposition. See? It's totally different!

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H0mer0's avatar

I thought once a Catholic, always a Catholic.https://youtu.be/QJUA60WZMLk

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H0mer0's avatar

porcine libel!

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Beawild's avatar

Yep........

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shocktreatment's avatar

Delusional, yet understandable. Goes back to to that old maxim: "If you're not doing anything, how do you know when you're done?"

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

"(...lacks) Obama's stamina"?

Is this code for "small penis"?

Because if it is... I LIKE IT!

If it isn't then never mind.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

The Cheetos Brand should be suing him for trademark infringement.

Both donnie and Cheetos share the same color scheme and they are both 98% air.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with being sane and smart.

At least till donnie tries to criminalize THAT and anyone looking better than him.

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janey's avatar

maybe we should hope he loves it so much he refuses to go back to the WH, and resigns. hope springs eternal

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Tosca's avatar

My browser spellcheck now recognises "Twitler". This makes me happy.

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Tosca's avatar

I don't Twitter, but...PLEASE tell me that every day, someone digs out his Historical Hypocrisy for the day and does equivilent of tagging him on it...

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The Librarian's avatar

They do, I assure you. :)

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Tosca's avatar

Failure IS exhausting. Not to mention the constant dread of what Mueller is digging up. His wife won't let him touch her in public and he can't trust any of the people around him. After a lifetime of having his narcissism stroked, people are screaming WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU TURD? in his face and he has NO mechanism for handling it. And if he IS actually suffering from dementia...well, I watched my mother go through the fear, self-doubt, paranoia and panic, and not even he deserves that.

I almost feel sorry for him. But first I need to feel sorry for all the people he's hurt, and I run out of Sorry before I get to him.

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Tosca's avatar

XD

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fuflans's avatar

this is pretty much the best assessment of Where We Are ever.

cheers.

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fuflans's avatar

speaking as a gig economy american, i get NO days of vacation!.

'merica fuck yeah!

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