Lindsey Graham, the senator from South Carolina, has always seemed content to be the third wheel, the sidekick, the woman behind behind the man. He was the weakest, most soft-spoken link in theménage à troisthat was John McCain and Joe Lieberman, until Joe was chased from office because even his own party of one, Connecticut for Lieberman, did not like him anymore. Lindsey got himself a slight promotion when newbie Sen. Kelly Ayotte was added to the team, but still, Lindsey's usually been content to co-sign whatever John McCain says, to nod agreeably in the background, and only very rarely drag his southern charmed self onto the Sunday shows when John's busy snarling at the kids to get off of one of his seven or eight or however many he has lawns.
Now, now, Lindsay isn't a racist! Young, male Hispanic poolboys would ALSO do very, very well in a Lindsay Graham presidency! Don't we owe it to Jose and his Aussie Bum swimsuit to get out there and vote in Lindsay?!
<em>If I get to be president, white men in male-only clubs are going to do great in my presidency.</em>
Hate to break it to him, but pretty much any GOP candidate who&#039;s running would do that. He&#039;s gonna need something else to stand out from the crowd.
Ah, dear, dear Lindsey. Sometimes he&#039;s all-a-flutter about the party shrinkin&#039; due to a lack of angry white men. It&#039;s enough to give a man the vapors. But, truth be told, dear Lindsey has always relied on the kindness of strange white men.
Now, now, Lindsay isn&#039;t a racist! Young, male Hispanic poolboys would ALSO do very, very well in a Lindsay Graham presidency! Don&#039;t we owe it to Jose and his Aussie Bum swimsuit to get out there and vote in Lindsay?!
Lindsey will bring containers full of men ?
<em>If I get to be president, white men in male-only clubs are going to do great in my presidency.</em>
Hate to break it to him, but pretty much any GOP candidate who&#039;s running would do that. He&#039;s gonna need something else to stand out from the crowd.
<em>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.&rdquo;</em>
This is going to be one of the more awkward products to import from China.
Lindsey? President??
With all of those dildos in his closet?
This is great news for plantation owners.
Bringing back traditional values like &quot;hode de doh, Suh?&quot; &quot;Mo Tea, Suh?&quot; and lawn jockeys.
Ah, dear, dear Lindsey. Sometimes he&#039;s all-a-flutter about the party shrinkin&#039; due to a lack of angry white men. It&#039;s enough to give a man the vapors. But, truth be told, dear Lindsey has always relied on the kindness of strange white men.
Yes I know Lindsay but will you keep the straights out of them?