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Godzilla approves!

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You may have noticed immigration massively dropping off after Trump came into power.

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So skip the apology and go straight to "Trump still refuses to apologize for [specific thing he said or did recently]. What a monster."

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Yeah, parents say that forgetting that they are also forcing the kid to go school every day, basically shoving their kid into the hands of the bullies. It always sounded very "why are you hitting yourself?" to me when parents tell you to ignore bullies. Those experiences were part of why I hate all of society now. The status is not quo.

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Or exile to Johnson Atoll

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Taco trucks on every corner in Pyongyang

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They’re too sticky and tend to clump

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Believe me, I feel all of the above in yr comment deep in my bones.

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Indians are Aryans:Aryan, name originally given to a people who were said to speak an archaic Indo-European language and who were thought to have settled in prehistoric times in ancient Iran and the northern Indian subcontinent.

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Ah, I didn't know that, cool! It is pronounced as separate initials, tho if there was an N after the G, you could pronounce it.

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"My children sometimes watch this broadcast.(...)"

You actually *let* your kids -- whose minds are still forming and, thus, are probably still impressionable to forming life-long prejudices and hatreds -- watch *FOX NEWS*??? *Shame* on you, sir!

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Canceled my subscription AGAIN because of the 'Joe being cagey about his health' story.

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Sure, thanks. Looks like there’s no one else in Sherman.

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The Master Race!

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Um... "Truth hurts?"

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