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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Man, we've got plenty of goat fuckers who have never traveled out of their own village right fucking here in the USofA. And some goat fuckers who have, but seldom to leave the confines of CONUS.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Control the press at all costs.This would have ended long ago if we could see today on the news what we saw in the '60s.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

And healing the afflicted.

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OddMan's avatar

If only there would have been some kind of hint this might happen. Like maybe another Superpower having had the same experience that we could have seen ahead of time.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

and this is relevant now because?.....

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not when it concerns the Fighting Fashion Nightmares of Duck U, and Mellow Out. They're a lost cause for this season...will be lucky to get a bowl invite at their current pace.

How far the mighty have fallen.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

It's true! I had one just this morning.

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PortTaiLand's avatar

My dog already has this down pat:Superposition - dog and man cannot occupy the same spot on the couch at the same time, yet it happens every night.

Uncertainty principle - observing food causes its destruction, especially when observed in its ground state.

Fundamental property of spin - every time he lays down.

Quantisation of matter - saying "come" won't excite my dog out of his ground state unless delivered with sufficient amplitude.

Entanglement - dog + man + leash = Gordian knot.

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Yeah the way eschewed diplomatic negotiations with Iran and went right in and invaded proves he's "Just Like Bush".

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

They learned that lesson in Vietnam. It was the objection to killing on both sides, and the threat of a revolution that brought an end to it.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Oh, you know God is on Notre Dame's side. Who always gets invited, no matter how dismal their record?

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Saaaay, you know who *else* promised to pull out but didn't?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Bristol's slampieces?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

I blame Demien from Television Without Pity.

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OddMan's avatar

"The U.S. wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will cost taxpayers $4 trillion to $6 trillion, taking into account the medical care of wounded veterans and expensive repairs to a force depleted by more than a decade of fighting, according to a new study by a Harvard researcher."http://www.hks.harvard.edu/...

We have been at war for more than 14 years or about 728 weeks.If my math is correct that is about $8 Billion a week.

I hope my math is off.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Cats are into string theory, though.

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