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I hope they invite Clint Eastwood to sit next to the empty chair because bipartisanship!

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https://www.yahoo.com/polit...Apparently Nikki Haley was picked to not only give a "fuck you" to Osama Bin Obama, but also to Trump. I feel fairly confident in predicting Haley will be the GOP's nominee in 2020 and/or 2024. She's dumb and corrupt, but she comes across as sane and rational.

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In all sincerity, I truly would love to see B_bAry*BamZ stand up and tell the Republicans what obnoxious low-lifes they've been the past 8 years, doing nothing to help the American people (except those really rich people) and doing everything they could to obstruct any meaningful progressive policy, especially when it comes to women, children, science, education, guns...shall I go on? I'd love to hear him call out the NRA and all the Republican Clown Car occupants for trying, quite successfully, I'm afraid, to scare the crap out of ignorant white people regarding the blahs, the browns, kids with their hippity-hop music and worst of all "liberals"!!!! Oh, the horror. But I suppose we'll just have to settle for some between the lines neener-neener-suck-it comments. Ooo, can't wait for the logical, well-thought out and meaningful response from the Republican token brown. Drinking game, anyone?

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Someone invited Kim Davis, but she's being all coy about who it was.http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/...

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I'm also crying at the link under the article that says George Miller won't be directing any more Mad Max films. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Surely some member of the Bundy family would occupy it?

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Oh you and your words.

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LOL, dig Emo Paul Ryan down there.

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"Fist pump Terrorist fist jab, represent!"

FTFY

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Does Nikki wear bread sack shoes also too

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Steve King will have an empty chair to represent all the aborticized babbies. Gohmert will probably have an empty on either side cause no one wants to sit next to him.

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blig jr was 12 but i brought him into the voting booth with me in 2008 and let him press the button so he'd have the opportunity to cast a historic vote. he thought it was cool.

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straw poles, maybe?

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And then there's the banana...

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Maybe he'll tally up his accomplishments and then start humming "Golden Years."

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