It's National Gun-Grabbin' Day , with President Obama finally -- finally! -- delivering the tyranny we've all been waiting for. During his speech at the White House (so typical of him, acting like he's got a right to sully the White House with his Constitution-hating words, like a common president), Obama described how he's personally going to pry your guns from your cold dead hands, but not before he rattled off some examples of times we all tuned in to the news that more Americans had been shot dead, just as the founders intended. No, he did not name
BTW, while there's no 'shortage' of examples of the Right's sociopathic tendencies, in fairness we should also keep in mind that Wonkette is a 'satire' publication, not unlike the Onion!
I wouldn't trust those shitheads to distinguish between crime *rates* and crime *incidents*. I would LOVE to see the source materials for those claims, I strongly suspect the math behind it is bullshit, but just mathy enough to food RWNJ gun nut idiots.
First, I commend your attention to detail such as spelling Muslim "muslin" and using the word "sheeple." However it was this part that is the frosting on the cake. WALMARTIANS WHO JUST WANT TO DEFEND THEIR MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIRS
Every day when I pass the park devoted to one of the teachers who protected her students and was killed in Sandy Hook by a troubled person who's asshole gun-nut mommy gave him weapons, I tear up. If you're seriously suggesting that Obama isn't still as fucking angry and sad as if it it happened yesterday, may I suggest that you are full of it.
Typical low-tech Republican luddite. Doesn't Andrea know that Hollywood developed unobtrusive devices for generating tears for emotional scenes in movies and teevee? Onions. Sheesh!
Essentially, yes. The higher crime rates, or at least density of them (Georgia, for instance, has lax regulations and one of the top firearm death/crime rates anyway,) ...well, those rates *tend to result in people getting tired of being shot at and regulating them..*
I'm not so good at stapling, but I did get in the USAF with a degree and a pilot license and along the way did all of the following plus so much more it would make you dizzy:
Program Analyst, Chief of Crisis Action Planning and Orders, HQ USAFE. Rated US Air Force lieutenant colonel. F-111 instructor weapon systems officer (IWSO), Master Navigator rating. Top secret/SCI security clearance. Personnel reliability program. Operator, planer and executive officer at USAFE and NATO AIRCENT headquarters. Executive officer for 20th Fighter Wing Operations Group commander. Twelve years active military flying in Europe and North America. Flight and academic instructor in three USAF major commands. Eight years operational and instructor WSO in three models of F-111 supersonic fighter-bomber. Six years flying training curriculum development, writing and administration. Four years classroom and flying instructor at Undergraduate Navigator Training. Student Flight commander. Chief of squadron scheduling. Wrote and taught tactical low level and authored training manual. Instrument procedures instructor. Completed M.A. in education. F-111A instructor WSO. Instructional System Development (ISD) experience. Functional check flight WSO and aerial gunnery range control officer. Squadron flying safety officer. Victor alert crewmember. Earned basic F-111A WSO qualification and class Top Gun WSO award for superior aerial gunnery. Top graduate in Undergraduate Navigator Training class.
Bless you, sir. (or ma'am) (that bag over your head makes it hard to tell)
And even if they did have fucks, they might not give them. Or they might. Because cats.*
*Thing I love best about cats is this.
BTW, while there's no 'shortage' of examples of the Right's sociopathic tendencies, in fairness we should also keep in mind that Wonkette is a 'satire' publication, not unlike the Onion!
You're totally right... I was thinking more of Obama as a father. But yes -- any decent human.
And this right Trumps all others.
Of all the things they have faith in, education isn't one of them.
According to illogical dickheads, just by drawing air, as all Muslims are prone to do.
I wouldn't trust those shitheads to distinguish between crime *rates* and crime *incidents*. I would LOVE to see the source materials for those claims, I strongly suspect the math behind it is bullshit, but just mathy enough to food RWNJ gun nut idiots.
First, I commend your attention to detail such as spelling Muslim "muslin" and using the word "sheeple." However it was this part that is the frosting on the cake. WALMARTIANS WHO JUST WANT TO DEFEND THEIR MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIRS
WHAAAAT that's CRAZYYYYYY. It's as if you're dealing with items that can kill people!How does one go about emigrating? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
Every day when I pass the park devoted to one of the teachers who protected her students and was killed in Sandy Hook by a troubled person who's asshole gun-nut mommy gave him weapons, I tear up. If you're seriously suggesting that Obama isn't still as fucking angry and sad as if it it happened yesterday, may I suggest that you are full of it.
Typical low-tech Republican luddite. Doesn't Andrea know that Hollywood developed unobtrusive devices for generating tears for emotional scenes in movies and teevee? Onions. Sheesh!
Essentially, yes. The higher crime rates, or at least density of them (Georgia, for instance, has lax regulations and one of the top firearm death/crime rates anyway,) ...well, those rates *tend to result in people getting tired of being shot at and regulating them..*
I'm not so good at stapling, but I did get in the USAF with a degree and a pilot license and along the way did all of the following plus so much more it would make you dizzy:
Program Analyst, Chief of Crisis Action Planning and Orders, HQ USAFE. Rated US Air Force lieutenant colonel. F-111 instructor weapon systems officer (IWSO), Master Navigator rating. Top secret/SCI security clearance. Personnel reliability program. Operator, planer and executive officer at USAFE and NATO AIRCENT headquarters. Executive officer for 20th Fighter Wing Operations Group commander. Twelve years active military flying in Europe and North America. Flight and academic instructor in three USAF major commands. Eight years operational and instructor WSO in three models of F-111 supersonic fighter-bomber. Six years flying training curriculum development, writing and administration. Four years classroom and flying instructor at Undergraduate Navigator Training. Student Flight commander. Chief of squadron scheduling. Wrote and taught tactical low level and authored training manual. Instrument procedures instructor. Completed M.A. in education. F-111A instructor WSO. Instructional System Development (ISD) experience. Functional check flight WSO and aerial gunnery range control officer. Squadron flying safety officer. Victor alert crewmember. Earned basic F-111A WSO qualification and class Top Gun WSO award for superior aerial gunnery. Top graduate in Undergraduate Navigator Training class.
Yeah, it nearly is, but semi auto is too dangerous for most of the rubes.
Ah - the classics never go out of style.