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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

If I can keep from setting mine on fire with the welder I count that as a good day.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... I think this fits here...

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Sure - good luck collecting on that one.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, the Democrats have always excelled at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

That would terrible. Imagine the carnage around the Golden Corral just before the Early Bird special - all those folks flying in and trying to park.

Doug Langley's avatar

Oh dear God, no. Drivers around here are dangerous enough on just one surface.

(((PirateCafe))) Ukraine FTW's avatar

'...President Obama, who decided to ride around the White House lawn on his victory steed, alternately shouting things like โ€œSuck it so hard, haters!โ€ and โ€œI am the best at Presidenting!โ€ and โ€œLook, Michelle, no hands!"'

Best chuckle of the afternoon!

Doug Langley's avatar

They did those other four in the time you took you to post and Zippy to post.

Logic of Color's avatar

Has anyone tried suing their crappy red state for not offering equal Federal benefits? I'm in a crappy red state but I can't since I have corporate insurance. (THANK YOU BOSS!)

Logic of Color's avatar

In my mind it's Crappy pizza, too (don't really know though)

silas1898's avatar

The day after the 2008 election, the wingnuts all crowed that their sole mission was to make Obama fail and be a one-term President.

They failed.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Only insofar as he bitch-slapped that bugger and turned him into sharkskin boots later.

Mintie's avatar

Considering "nothing" can be read as slang for a woman, yeah, I'd say they've been making much ado about that, too

NotConvinced's avatar

It's like a regular "Cram-a-thon" lately.

Lord-Nash's avatar

Eventually, I'd like to see the old Medicare system go away completely. Then states will have no choice but to accept the new system. I can't see our government willing to run two different systems that attempt to accomplish the same job. It may take a few years (or a decade) but eventually states will see it is cheaper to go into the new system than remain like Florida, staunchly opposed to the new and demanding funds through the old system.

It's like when Microsoft drops support of an old version of Windows, usually everyone bitches and cries, and then once they're forced to accept the new OS they basically forget about the old one.