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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<i>‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Jews were playing dreidel, being celibate, and tearing toilet paper.</i> Needz moar blood libel!!!1!!11!!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Des a presidential baking soda volcano spew red white and blue lava?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Participating in science fairs is not a great strategy for getting the cheerleaders to notice you. At least it wasn't for me. Suggest you stick with the rapping, B. Bamz ...

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

No matter who takes office in 2017, I am going to miss this guy. Science. Next he'll be talking about math and music. OTOH, the next two years should be a clown fest with Republicans in charge of both Houses.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No! He's a witch. Burn him!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'll be in my bunk, ...um... ripping up toilet paper for the new year.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My first grievance is that I don't have enough grievances: I'm retired thanks to my 401k under the muslim socialist keynan blah POTUS. I have health insurance thanks to O-care. And -- despite the gay agenda -- I'm still married. OTOH, Cheney is still on the loose so I can't rule out zombie apocalypse in my future.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

To the Reptards, 2009-2017 is America's Dark Age.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In fairness, that <i>is</i> one of the Common Core standards.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." --Arthur C. Clarke

Lefty Mark's avatar

He should at least use his esoteric knowledge for good, like turning base metal into gold and finding the elixir of life.