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I object - in order to hire someone smart and insightful enough to write something like this Trump has enough intelligence. What he is lacking is - where to start - the ability to tolerate anything other than sycophants. I have only seen occasional reports of cases where Trump finally listened to someone explaining that he was wrong about something. Not true - I only remember one. When he bought that commuter airline that was functioning so he wanted to change *everything* about it, the airline's engineers finally talked him out of having installed marble sinks and gold fixtures in the heads (you know, like you do, just like at home...) by explaining to him - somehow, explaining to him and getting him to understand - that this would add too much weight to the aircraft and it would not fly.Come to think about it, any bets on whether they gave up and just put in the lighter weight fake stuff and told him that he got his way?

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Slice some pickles in between cheese layers, that oughta fix it, and add some nice Vit. C.

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I am conflicted about this. Glamour is what the immortal creatures cast upon mere mortals, yes? So it helps to be aware of the difference between the real and the lure. But maybe that is not what Glamour magazine is about.On another note - if an immortal is on the rampage, remember to just walk away calmly. Running just attracts their attention. (credit Peter Beagle)

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A touch off-topic, but you mentioned E.R., and if there ONE DAMNED THING that infuriates me more than any other aspect of his so-called campaign it's that the Trumpet believes his trophy-bimbo is worthy of a position held by E.R. and MRO, goddesses both. (My parents' ashes are probably whirling at the very thought of Trumps in the White House.) Such heresy must not be permitted.

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And it makes no sense the way they use it for men they feel are betraying the party. It's a betrayed spouse that's the cuckold, not the betrayer, so used properly they would be the cucks and not the dude betraying the party.

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I bet this article made Scott Adams cry. http://blog.dilbert.com/pos...

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Turnip was raised by a nanny. But she WAS a strong woman so he must be the exception to the rule.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q...Nanny Blucher

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Yeah, I hear there are some who even like to watch.

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I don't think they're using it for party betrayal. I think they're going with a more-traditional concept of a man who is supposedly emasculated by not having control over women. It goes with their bullshit evo psych theories about how only alpha males get to breed, and therefore if a woman chooses to breed with someone other than her supposed male partner, he's getting demoted.

In the pre-140-character-limit era, they'd be using "pussy whipped."

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I put it in there 'cuz it's easy and just made for stealing!

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You seem to have turned out all right. Wonder what it might've been like if you had been supported.

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I hear ya.

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Lovely family. Those are real smiles.

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His balls are now north of his liver

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FWIW I'm very happy with all my tattoos. :) But yeah, I think about them a lot and plan out and fine tune, and only commit ink to body when I'm ready... which is why my back panel remains a work in progress (can't get the right kind of bat image)

* of the flying rodent variety, not sports!

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My dad, who also had two daughters and no sons, told my older sister that if she just stayed pretty, she could have anything she wanted.

Yeah, that worked out so well for her...thanks for believing in us, asshole.

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