President Obama Politely Suggests Republicans Are Bunch Of A-Holes

Now that President Barry H. O'Bamz isthisclose to being SO outta here and SO done with all of our bullcrap, he really does not give a good goddamn. And he will say anything he wants to say. He will say the N-word, even though you pasty white mofos on Fox don't get to, unfair! -- and then he'll say the P-word, the Q-word, the silent H-word, and all the other words, too.

And the president? He is pretty much over that whole trying to play nice with Republicans thing, because they are a bunch of a-holes, and sure, Obama spent most of his two terms acting all, "Oh, they're notthatbad, surely we can agree onsomestuff," but now he's in full-on FUCK IT mode. So in response to anti-Semitic piece of fuck Mike Huckabee unapologetically, repeatedly insisting that the president isliterallyjust like Hitler, and "he will take the Israelis and march them to the door of the oven" -- and yes, Huckabee means "Jews" when he says Israelis, because do you really think he cares about Arab Israelis? -- Obama whipped out his FUCK IT:

"The particular comments of Mr. Huckabee are I think part of just a general pattern that we've seen that is, would be, considered ridiculous if it weren't so sad," Obama said Monday, while defending his administration's rollout of the Iran nuclear deal. [...]

"When you get rhetoric like this, maybe it gets attention and maybe this is just an effort to push Mr. Trump out of the headlines," Obama said of the comments. "But it's not the kind of leadership that is needed for America right now."

Huckabee's team responded with a real mature "nuh uh, YOU ARE," and then said a whole bunch of words about when Huckabee is president (LOL), he will save all The Jooz from being Holocausted, by Iran or gay marriage or abortion or whatever thing he thinks is real bad at any given moment. (We have confirmed that Huckabee does not actually know what the Holocaust is, since he's been misusing it for years to make jokes about his weight loss or as a synonym for "I don't like this thing." Huckabee, who pals around with kid-diddlers and is also a pervert, is a sick sombitch who should never say words again.)

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Obama wasn't just trolling Huckabee, though, by suggesting that Huckabee's trying to get some attention for himself, since he is way behind Donald Trump in the polls, hahahah loser. Obama had some FUCK IT for Trump too, and the entire Wingnut Media Industrial Complex:

Obama came to the defense of the Arizona senator and former Vietnam POW, describing Trump's remarks as arising "out of a culture where those kinds of outrageous attacks have become far too commonplace and circulate nonstop through the internet and talk radio."

The president also clowned on Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton, for calling Secretary of State John Kerry "Pontius Pilate," because of how he murdered Jesus by making a deal with Iran. And the president clowned on Ted Cruz, too, mostly for being Ted Cruz:

We've had a sitting senator who also happens to be running for president suggest that I am the leading state sponsor of terrorism. These are leaders in the Republican party.

And then the president opened a fresh can for all y'all Republicans running for president, for sucking and being bad for America:

"The American people deserve better. Certainly presidential debates deserve better," Obama said in reference to the looming Republican candidate forums. [...]

"In 18 months I'm turning over the keys. I want to make sure I am turning over the keys to somebody who is serious about the serious problems the country faces and the world faces," Obama said. "And that requires on both sides, Democrat and Republican, a sense of seriousness and decorum and honesty," he added.

We're sure Marco Rubio will point to the president's completely fair and accurate description of the 16-member clusterfuck club of GOP presidential candidates as further evidence that the president is not "classy," the way Rubio plans to be classy when he is president, LMAO. And we're equally sure the president does not give even a lukewarm fuck about that guy either.

[ CNN / Video via TPM ]