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... Go-Bama! Go-Bama!

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Well, I'm sure if things come to that, Israel will defend itself with a series of limited strikes aimed at soldiers and military installations and not at civilians, as they have done against Palestinians.

Oh...wait...

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What is "stated in the side letters of intent," cupcake? Quote them or provide a verifiable reference...because I've seen no such obligation. In fact, the president reiterated that if anyone attacks Israel, the US will stand with Israel.

Facts... so inconvenient for the average RWNJ.

And the other point you missed is that striking first is not defending itself.

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😂... thank you.

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WHEN A TRUE GENIUS APPEARS IN THE WORLD YOU WILL KNOW HIM BY THIS SIGN: THAT ALL THE DUNCES ARE IN A CONFEDERACY AGAINST HIM.---JONATHAN SWIFT

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I live to serve, effendi!

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*cough*Kasich*cough*

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He had to o it all by himself with no help from the right.

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And the second, while we're at it.

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... bless your heart. You think prayers actually work. The fact there hasn't been an AF1 accident should tell you that you are full of shit. The rest of the good Wonketariat already knows that. Still praying to win the lottery, are you? Yeah... that's the ticket. Good luck and good day. I said Good Day, sir!

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... even if it's not in the buybull billmarcy reads (can he read?)... ye olde smiting god hasn't been seen around these parts for, oh, a few millennia, so providence - or, irony if you prefer - is still a possibility.

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... billmarcy should quit at Stop. Asking him to Think might be a bridge too far. As for Speak... I refer him to Rick "Gov. Goodhair-and-Glasses" Perry... OOPS!

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... oh, I hope so. I so want him to deliver a fiery, impassioned speech about how everyone should exercise their right to vote AFTER informing themselves about who the candidates are, and what they stand for... and not just pay attention to the initial following their name. I want him to decry an incurious electorate, I want him challenge the educated citizenry to join arms and fight the republican dumbing-down of the populace. And then I want him to take all the GOP assclowns to the woodshed for their appalling behaviour over the previous eight years. If anyone is in a position to do this - President Barack Obama has earned it.

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No handheld electronic voice amplification device was casually released and allowed to fall to the floor at the end of the President's remarks? Pres. Barry H. O'Bamz is credited with popularizing the MD.

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... admittedly, as a Canuck I only follow 'Merican politics inasmuch as whatever happens south of our border tends to reverberate up here. However... could some fine American Wonketteer tell me if there is any reason why Hillary (should she win the nom) couldn't pick Bernie for VP? I mean... a Clinton/Sanders 2016 ticket sounds pretty good to me. I'd vote for that - if only because I think Bernie would bring a much-needed conscience to the Democratic Party as it stands today.

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